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Twitter in Focus: John Mulaney

by tonyd on January 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.

Today’s contestant is comedian, John Mulaney.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@mulaney

November 26th:  “My favorite thing was put on TV last night. http://peteholmes.com/video/list-of-nothing … @peteholmes @joemande @noahgarfinkel”

That was pretty good.

November 27th:  “”Q:What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? A: Twerky!” – Richard Pryor. #hisbestjoke #othermaterialnotgood”

Ouch.  #betteroffdeadthanhearingthat

January 6th:  “MULANEY TAPING. Me, Martin Short, Elliott Gould, Nasim Pedrad, Seaton Smith, Zack Pearlman. FRIDAY. We are excited. http://bit.ly/JEjeaF”

Cool, glad to see you got your own show and that Martin Short is back.

January 6th:  “Or! Come see a fast, intimate rehearsal TUESDAY Jan 7. Same cast, minimal costumes. http://bit.ly/JEjeaF”

Aw, taped live.  That would be fun.

January 14th:  “Watch #KrollShow Season 2 premiere tonight! 10:30 PM Comedy Central. The funniest stuff from the funniest person in the world. @nickkroll.”

Love the new season, although they pimped the Hell out of Rich Dicks and they don’t appear until three episodes in.  What’s up with that?

January 16th:  “Cragen stepping down. Benson taking over. DeBlasio has been in office like a day or whatever and already the SVU is in chaos. #Impeach”

Wow, I am so out of the loop on that show.

January 16th:  “”It’s Complicated” on HBO was the best film of the year. Not sure why the suits in Hollywood keep ignoring independent film. #Boycott”

My guess is, they don’t watch anything that either they or their friends don’t produce.

January 16th:  “When I tried to type #boycott “boycott sea world” came up. Hahahaha. What a stupid world.”

Hey, you’d boycott them too after seeing an Orca hold up a sign that says “God hates dolphins”.

January 19th:  “12 minutes until @nealbrennan has a new special on Comedy Central (West Coast). Pretty good tweet yeah? Useful and well timed. Watch!”

Are you kidding?  That was like 9 days ago.  Get it together Mulaney.

January 23rd:  “Cold off the presses! My 2012 Special “New In Town” is now streaming on NETFLIX. Now something other than ‘Mulan’ will appear for my name.”

Aw, cool.  Have to check it out.  Have to say, Netflix has been getting a lot of good stuff recently.

January 23rd:  “I am thrilled for @TheColinJost! One of the funniest/smartest people in comedy! He once fell asleep on a burger. He will kill it on Update.”

Damn.  Wish you had the pic of that.

January 26th:  “yes i know i look like him.”

D.B. Cooper?  Yes, but you’re too young to be him.  Therefore, you must be his grandson.

19 hours ago:  “”mid you access diss rose?” – the bachelor”

Wha-?  No idea.

Okay, let’s rate John’s tweets.  Not too heavy on the self plugs, likes to promote his friends and some behind the scenes stuff.  I give him an 8 for an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  Overall score, 8.3.  Follow John and don’t miss him on the Kroll Show.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

└ Tags: comedian, comedy, funny, humor, John Mulaney, Kroll Show, plug, sitcom, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tweets, Twitter, Twitter in Focus
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Jan27

Life Skills for Fanboys: The Face of Geek Needs Work

by tonyd on January 27, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Life Skills for Fanboys:  The Face of Geek Needs Work

written by Tony DiGerolamo, Copyright 2014

To further my goal of helping fellow fanboys, I have included an index of links of previous columns with their topics.  Don’t take it personal, I’m just trying to help.

Face

The Chinese have a concept of “face”.  It means your image and place in society.  Some people might call it your role or your reputation.  The geek community has always been at odds with itself what exactly constitutes the “face” of geekdom.

Are we just costumed comic nerds that show up at Comic Con every year?  A colorful freak show for the media and late night talk shows.  Are we the nerdy stereotypes perpetrated by The Simpsons and The Big Bang Theory?  Scientific geniuses without a whit of social grace.  Are we just a trendy fashion statement that’s been co-opted by hipsters and marketers?  A passing fad that will fall to the wayside into passe.

Defining Geek

Geek is tough to define because it has traditionally been on the outside of society’s norms.  Funny enough, it’s a little like the term “outlaw”.  Like outlaw, once everyone has co-opted leather jackets and motorcycles, you’re not really an outlaw just by changing your jacket and vehicle.  You’re not a geek just because you went to Comic Con once and wore costume.  It’s more of a lifestyle and way of thinking.

But, by being co-opted, society as a whole will place us into a role that it sees fit.  For the outlaw, it’s the fringe of society; the outlands, the frontier, the fringe.  For the geek, it’s the IT department, the library, the lab.  Again, the stereotypes.  We can’t allow society to define us.  We need to take control of our own message and growing popularity.  Isn’t that what a smart and intelligent group of people would do?

Controlling the Message

“But wait,” you might say.  “Didn’t you just spend the last few weeks pointing out all of geek society’s problems?”  (see the links below)  To that I would reply, “Well, yeah, but that’s to help fix things within our own community.  I’m not looking to control it or to radically change it, but to improve it.  To use our tools and resources to help our fellow geek.”

But the Face of the Geek still looms large.  It’s bad.  And some of the things I’ve pointed out over these last weeks helps make it bad.  But the bigger picture is, no one is even watching what all these tiny cuts are doing to our image at large.  And we’ve had a few opportunities to make being a geek a good and positive thing.

The Early 90’s

When comic books exploded in the early 90’s, few geeks were prepared.  The onslaught of outsiders that suddenly invaded the tiny niche world of comic books was insane.  I remember one sports card dealer in particular, who hated comics.  Literally hated them.  But sports cards had tanked and he needed to sell something so, he started caring the Marvel and DC basics.  When I asked him if he had a particular issue of Superman, he screamed at me to get out of his store.  That was a guy who didn’t join the world of geekdom, he was merely passing through until people started buying sports cards again.

What did comic book publishers do during this era of plenty?  Did they develop better stories or customer service?  Did they seek to expand the audience of comics?  Not really.  Most publishers and store owners exploited the fans so badly, it took a good 10 to 15 years after the comic book crash for fans to return and start reading again.  Dozens of publishers emerged and then disappeared with their money or debt.  The comic book press was no help either.  After years of obscurity, they blew their moment in the sun to get free swag, hobnob with creators and pick up jobs inside the industry until it went bust.

The Geek Moment

The next Geek Moment may be here or it may have passed us by, hard to say.  The focal point for many of people outside the Geek Community has always been Comic Con in San Diego.  But what has Comic Con turned into?  Well, if you have a movie or a TV show, it seems a great place to flack it.  But wasn’t it supposed to be about comic books, cartoons and other pop culture?  And what about RPG’s and miniatures?  And sci-fi and fantasy novels?  If Comic Con is about everything it might as well be about nothing.

But ultimately, we can’t let one event define the Face of Geek.  First off, there are many other events like Gen Con, PAX, Dragon Con and Okaton.  We can’t just marginalize our geek bros because they prefer gaming, cards, costuming and anime.  The geek community needs to be inclusive for all the little niches: Steampunk, Furry, War Gamers and yes, God help me, even Filk.  *shudder*

That doesn’t mean including everyone (like my mean sports card dealer), but it does mean including all the geeks.  We have to recognize the Geek-come-latelies to our own sub-communities.  For instance, right now, cosplay is growing in leaps and bounds.  I’m not advocating kicking the noobs out, but we have to acknowledge that these new cosplayers may not be here for the long haul.

There are all sorts of benefits to having more cosplayers in the mix.  More costumers means more costumer suppliers, the competition drives down the price of costumes and their accessories.  It drives up the prizes for costume contests and forces costume makers to become more creative.

But the down sides are that being a cosplayer becomes less special.  With more vendors catering to cosplayers, mass produced items of higher quality begin to flood the market.  And when you show up in your home made Deadpool costume you worked on for weeks only to find a mass produced one that looks as good or better, you might become completely disgusted with the entire endeavor.

And just like any trend, it spikes in popularity and then starts to die.  When too many cosplayers flood a con and don’t buy much and when there are too many costume-related vendors, the entire trend may implode.  The end result is that the people who really, truly loved cosplay are now left to pick up the pieces of their hobby and rebuild.  The noobs leave, most of the vendors close up shop or switch product and, who knows, maybe cons will add some kind of “costume charge” to entrance fees in an attempt to discourage cosplayers.  (That last part is pure speculation.)

The point is, now is the time for a subgroup like cosplayers to define the rules so that cosplay doesn’t spike in popularity and burn out.  Just like the early 90’s was a time where comic book fans and creators might’ve organized to keep their hobby great, rather than squeeze every last dollar out of a trend.

Now is the time for the geek community to define what “geek” means.  This isn’t to drive out the dabblers and trendy geeks who we all know are going to abandon it some day, but to identify and align with the real members of the community.  Also, when an outsider arrives we can say to him, “Listen, this is what it means to be part of the tribe.  You’re welcome to join, hang out for a while or whatever.  But this is what we’re about.”

And when someone from the media attempts to pigeonhole us into some glasses wearing, science nerd, we can instead explain the identity of our geek subgroup with clarity and accuracy.  “Uh, no.  I don’t live in my mom’s basement.  I’m an artist and I make comics as part of a real artistic medium.”

Next week, hopefully with some more thought, I’ll have a better sense of this thing we’re about as geeks.  Feel free to email me with your thoughts on the subject.

Previous Columns

Obesity at Cons

The Art of Conversation

Grooming

The Line Between Fans and Pros

Geek Elitism

Convention Panels

Convention Volunteers

Food Gifts

Women and Cons

Get Your Room Party Together

Stop Bringing Your Kids to Cons

└ Tags: face, geek, geek community, geekdom, image, Late Night, Life Skills for Fanboys, nerd, Super Frat, talk show, The Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons, Tony DiGerolamo
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Jan26

Your Fratoscope: January 26, 2014

by tonyd on January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Unlike last week, you get a fortune.  Unfortunately, it mostly involves buy drinks for everyone that had a birthday last week.  Sorry.

Aries:  You will discover that someone has eaten all the power bars from your zombie preparedness kit.

Taurus:  The stars say, stay inside.  It’s cold as balls.

Gemini:  You will be approved by Obamacare, but only for injuries sustained while paying your taxes.

Lemini:  Turns out, you don’t have a lot of fans of your blog.  It’s just a convenient place for spam bots to meet.

Cancer:  You will be smacked across the face by an excellent cut of beef, but you’ll still tip the waiter.

Leo:  You will receive a handjob completely free of charge, but the taxi driver will insist that you don’t look him in the eye.

Virgo:  You will have the 10th best sandwich of your life this week.

Libra:  Don’t wait up, your girlfriend will not be in the mood after cheating on you.

Scorpio:  You will realize that getting 10% a mocha latte is really not worth all that bad sex with the barista.

Sagittarius:  This week, you’ll realize that you shoveled out the wrong car by mistake.

Capricorn:  Your dream vacation is almost over and it’s been awesome!  Just one more—  Oh, sorry, that was an actual dream.  You’re still sleeping the airport.

Aquarius:  You will poop someplace special this week.

Pisces:  You will finally have to admit that your dream job of sushi taste tester is just a dream.

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Jan25

Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies

by tonyd on January 25, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Movies are expensive and they are expensive to make.  For 100 million dollars, nothing should suck.  Nothing.  Here now is Why I’m Not Seeing These Movies.

I, Frankenstein:  I, won’t be going to see it.  They should called this movie, I, Actually Handsome Man.

That Awkward Moment: …is when the cashier asks me to pay for a movie starring Zach Efron.  God, these are too easy.

Vampire Academy:  I’m pretty sure there are no exposed tits in this.  So there goes the only chance you had at getting me into the theater, instead of waiting for it to appear on Netflix or the clips on Mr. Skin.

About Last Night:  I saw the Rob Lowe/Demi Moore version.  This one should be called Kevin Hart IV, Kevin finds his niche.  I would rather watch his stand up special on Comedy Central for the tenth time.

Winter’s Tales:  Ooo!  Time travel and romance!  That worked so well before with The Time Traveler’s Wife!  Someone send me back in time so I can stop the studio from greenlighting these.

Pompeii:  Okay, it is virtually impossible for the story of this movie to make me happy.  I’ve read lots about Pompeii and you know some characters would have to somehow survive.  No.  I would rather watch the ending of Brickleberry again.

3 Days to Kill:  I thought the trailer for this movie was another one for that Jack Ryan flick with the new Captain Kirk.  It might have enough violence to win me over, but this movie is directed by McG, the same guy that directed Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.  Why don’t you just kick me in the face for 89 minutes?

Son of God:  A religious movie?  Seriously?  Are there better Jesus CGI effects in this one?  Is it reimagined?  Why would I see this?  I mean, even if you like the Bible, I think you’re going to see the end coming.  Is Hollywood starting a special studio for movies with absolutely no surprises?  What am I saying?  That’s most of the movies on this list!

I’m going to pray to Jesus now for better movies.  Until next time.

 

 

 

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