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Jan05

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Theory of Everything

by tonyd on January 5, 2015 at 12:01 am

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Based after the life of Dr. Stephen Hawking, The Theory of Everything is a love story and bio pic about the life of Stephen and his first wife, Jane.

I have to be honest and say, I wasn’t really there to see this movie.  I wanted to see Inherent Vice, but some website got the date and times wrong.  (Not saying who, but it rhymes with Bandango.)  Anyhow, the Missus wanted to see this and the time was close to what we wanted so I figured, what the Hell.  It’s a fairly entertaining flick and I normally hate bio pics.  I mostly dislike them because there are no surprises and the melodrama feels very strained to me.  Of course, when you’re packing in a lot of events in a person’s life, things have to move forward.

The most fun is early on, during his college days.  Then, of course, he gets a diagnosis and his future wife is determined to see him live beyond the two years the doctors give Hawking.  For a scientist, that dude is horny as Hell.  Probably the most amazing part is when he leaves his wife for a nurse, who is portrayed as kind of a star fucker.

Anyhow, it’s not my cup of tea, but despite that, the movie is pretty tolerable.  It’s paced well and the melodrama doesn’t overwhelm the film.  It tends to focus more on Jane Hawking than Stephen, but it’s still a fairly interesting portrait of an important figure.  Director, James Marsh, and Screenwriter, Anthony McCarten, do a very solid job of making it a good film.  It definitely humanizes him in a good way.  Although, reading the Wikipedia entry, he is a little more rough around the edges.  If you’re looking for a date movie, you could do a lot worse, bros.

I give The Theory of Everything 7 out of 10 keggers.

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└ Tags: Anthony McCarten, bio pic, director, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, funny, Inherent Vice, James Marsh, Jane Hawking, movie, rating, review, romantic, screenwriter, Stephen Hawking, Super Frat, The Theory of Everything, tolerable, Tony DiGerolamo, true story
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Jan04

Your Fratoscope: January 4, 2015

by tonyd on January 4, 2015 at 12:01 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Drunk New Year’s Eve you drinks all the liquor in the house, so Birthday you spends his birthday sober…again.

Aries:  You will discover that your life has just been a very intense internship up to this point.

Taurus:  You will break your New Year’s Resolution and eat a bucket of chum.

Gemini:  Your recreation of the Times Square ball drop finally drops, ruining it’s falsetto singing voice.

Lemini:  The stars say, 2015 will finally be your year to shine, mostly because you’ll be involved in a terrible shellacking accident.

Cancer:  Stop adding nuts to you cookies, Cancer.  No one likes them.

Leo:  You will dance like no one’s watching, but it ends up on YouTube anyway.

Virgo:  You need an Altoid the size of a Frisbee to overcome your current breath.

Libra:  You will wake up in an open field in Kentucky after spending New Year’s in Times Square.

Scorpio:  You will break your New Year’s resolution and have sex with the mailman to get free stamps.

Sagittarius:  You will wake up in the middle of Times Square after spending New Year’s in an open field in Kentucky.

Capricorn:  Your house will be infested by gay cockroaches who reupholster furniture in much better colors.

Aquarius:  Your porn video is popular, but only because it ends up on the Fail Army channel.

Pisces:  You will recover from your vacation, but it may not be enough and you probably need another vacation.

└ Tags: 2015, Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, January 4, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Jan03

Ten Things I Expect McDonald’s to Do to Hold Onto Customers

by tonyd on January 3, 2015 at 12:01 am

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I used to eat at McDonald’s all the time.  Now Mickey Dee’s wants us back.  Here’s ten ways I think they’ll try to lure us fat fucks back in.

1.  Deep fry all McDonald’s furniture.

2.  Force the Hamburglar to make restitution to all his previous victims.

3.  Introduce the new “Nicotine-Wich”

4.  Replace McDonald’s Playgrounds with McDonald’s Crossfit Training Centers

5.  Print a picture of a naked lady inside the bottom of every Big Mac box.

6.  Shamrock Shakes every day!

7.  On-site defibrillators available to all customers for free.

8.  Run drive-thru special where customers get to fill their trunks with fries.

9.  Three words:  Chicken McNugget Launcher

10.  Sexy new Grimace!

└ Tags: Big Mac, Chicken McNugget, comedy, deep fried, defibrillators, drive-thu, French Fries, fries, funny, Grimace, hamburglar, humor, McDonald's, Shamrock Shake, Super Frat, Ten Things I Expect, Tony DiGerolamo
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Jan02

Rewritten Headlines: Missing Planes to PlayStation

by tonyd on January 2, 2015 at 12:01 am

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News Network Turns Into Plane Missing Network Again

Locals Not Beaten By Police Yet

GOP Hoping to Completely Obliterate Themselves

Chinese No Longer Receiving Nigerian Prince Emails and Penis Medicine Adverts

The Midwest Enjoys Fast Loading Porn

Comedian Opts for New Pussy

Dude’s Lost Tool Finally Found

The Future is Gross

We’re All Gonna Die

Gamers Return to Comfort of Beanbag Chairs

└ Tags: archaeology, bird flu, broadband, Chinese, Chris Rock, comedy, current events, divorce, drinking, funny, gamers, Gmail, GOP, headlines, humor, Jeb Bush, missing, News, plane, Playstation, police, rally, Rewritten Headlines, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, tool, urine, Wifi
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