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Jul27

Twitter in Focus: Christian Slater

by tonyd on July 27, 2016 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Mr. Robot, Slater and 80’s icon, Christian Slater!  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@ChristianSlater

July 11th:  “Thanks @thisisstory for hosting #mrrobot tonight for Facebook Live Q&A. Loved seeing you, @KeeganMKey!”

Hmm, I’ll have to check out that show.

July 13th:  “Thanks for having us, @BuzzFeed!”

It’s the Mr. Robot publicity tour.  Every major website must be hit, which means the stars get to travel…to the nearest Starbucks for the free wifi and Skype.

July 16th:  “Thrilled for my friends and brothers @ItsRamiMalek @samesmail @macquayle so happy to be on this journey with you!”

I enjoyed the first season a lot.  I hope the 2nd season is just as good.

July 22nd:  “Thanks for having me, #ArcherLive!!!!”

Slater, it’s a mononym, like Cher.

July 22nd:  “Beautiful thing about #SDCC you can go in planning to talk #MrRobot & end up outed as a #PokemonGo player & narrating #ArcherLive”

Never would’ve guessed.  How does he have the time?

Okay, let’s rate Slater’s tweets.  He’s pushing his TV shows, not that I blame him.  Would’ve liked to see more from SDCC, but he retweets a ton of stuff.  I give his tweeter a 7 for Insanity, a 7 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8, follow Christian.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.

└ Tags: #MrRobot, actor, Archer, Archer Live, Cher, Christian Slater, Mr. Robot, Pokemon Go, San Diego Comic Con, SDCC, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Twitter in Focus
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Jul25

Ten Things You’ll Never See at the Rio Olympics

by tonyd on July 25, 2016 at 1:32 am

SF Tony Avatar

  1.  A flushable toilet.
  2. A needle-free beach.
  3. Finished walkways.
  4. Much needed bulletproof vests.
  5. Cops.
  6. Head-free beaches.
  7. An animal mascot.
  8. Money.
  9. Law and Order.
  10. Athletes.

Is it too late to move it inside?

 

└ Tags: athletes, beach, body parts, bulletproof vests, comedy, cops, finished walkways, flushable toilets, funny, humor, law and order, lists, money, Olympics, pollution, problems, Rio, summer, Super Frat, Ten Things You'll Never See, Tony DiGerolamo, top ten
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Jul24

Your Comic Con Fratoscope: July 24, 2016

by tonyd on July 24, 2016 at 3:02 am

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If your birthday is this week:  Despite your birthday, cosplaying as “Pantless Man” won’t get your a discount at the con.

Aries:  You will finally get to the head of the line at Comic Con, only to discover it’s the wrong Enterprise Captain.

Taurus:  You will discover too late that the Avengers 3 preview is not in a convention bathroom stall and that creepy guy is not Joss Whedon.

Gemini:  You’ll spend a great weekend at Comic Con, only to realize you didn’t interact with comic books the entire time you were there.

Lemini:  Stan Lee will bitch slap you.

Cancer:  You will attend a panel where Jar-Jar Binks releases his sleazy tell-all book.

Leo:  You will calculate that 44% of the con crowd are dressed as Harley Quinn.

Virgo:  The ghost of Gil Gerard will explain to you that he’s still alive.

Libra:  You will become hypnotized watching a Spiderman cosplayer with huge junk.

Scorpio:  You will have sex with a Spiderman cosplayer.

Sagittarius:  You’ll almost escape Comic Con with money, but Lou Ferrigno will shake you by the ankles before you leave.

Capricorn:  You will get a flat tire and realize you have no jack.  Fortunately, Linda Carter lifts the back of your card until you can replace it.

Aquarius:  The stars say, don’t eat food in the convention hall, save your money for comics.

Pisces:  You won’t go to Comic Con this year, but you will enjoying saving the three grand you would’ve spent on sushi.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, comic con, comics, frat boy, funny, future, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, San Diego Comic Con, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, sushi, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Jul23

Rewritten Headlines: Santa Mafia to Illegal Cake

by tonyd on July 23, 2016 at 1:24 am

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Weird Mafia Full of Fat Guys

Noooooo!

Geek Has Specific Reason Why He’s Not Getting Laid

Help for Archer

Nerds Assured TV Show Will Suck Less

Plastic Ice Cream?

Warmonger Chooses Assistant

Shrimp Cocktail Cost Double

Man Loses Ball

Cakes Really, Really, Really Good

 

└ Tags: ball, cake, coaine, comedy, current events, funny, headlines, Hillary Clinton, humor, ice cream, Mafia, nerds, News, Pokemon Go, prawn, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, Santa, shrimp, Super Frat, The Walking Dead, Tony DiGerolamo, two heads
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