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Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is that sweet transvestite, Tim Curry. Let’s see what’s he’s tweeting.
November 30th: “RT @BuffyFranklin3: “I have heard that Tim had passed. I havent had news of this, I also do not watch tv or news much. Is this true?” Um…”
Why would she ask a dead man’s Twitter if Tim was dead? (Which he’s not.)
November 30th: “.@BuffyFranklin3 I hope not my dear or I’m about to give the gardener a terrible shock when I offer him a coffee in a minute.”
A g-g-g-g-ghost!
December 1st: “RT @taylorxyoung: “Where’s Tim Curry’s Oscar? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F7G8CpuKaTU …” I think you can get it on Amazon. ”
Yeah! He had to make out with more than half the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, for crying out loud.
December 16th: “RT @Georgey22Porgey: “I love Tim Curry so sad the state that he is in now” Thank you for your concern but I actually rather like California.”
Man, people are needless mean to Tim.
January 11th: “Can’t you assholes mourn the passing of greatness without going out of your way to bring how *my* mortality affects *you* into it?”
Exactly. I’m glad Abe Vigoda isn’t alive to see this.
January 15th: “You know what else is 69, white and British? The end of Tim Curry’s FUCKING NERVES. Shut the hell up, you unoriginal morbid motherfuckers.”
Nice!
January 15th: “Satisfied? I’ve signed up to do the one thing you never dreamed I would just so you can stop telling me I’m nearly dead. #rockyhorror”
These Internet hoaxes are out of control.
January 15th: “.@SirWoodtheGood no didn’t you hear? I invented ghost Twitter for all the 69 y/o British greats so we can still interact with gems like you.”
Huh? Fans are weird sometimes.
January 17th: “40 Times Tim Curry Definitely Didn’t Talk About Rocky Horror http://www.buzzfeed.com/timcurry/40-times-tim-curry-definitely-didnt-talk-about-ro-23whv … via @buzzfeeders – Yes. Good.”
Only 40?
January 23rd: “RT @keeks95xo: “There’s something about Tim Curry I find insanely attractive.” Is it everything? Because. Yeah.”
Well, at least you’re famous. You always have fans to bang.
January 23rd: “RT @mrookeboder: “they cast Tim Curry as the criminologist??? WHY ISN’T HE PLAYING FRANK WTF???” Would you like a list or….?”
The man has range. Give him a break.
January 23rd: “RT @flintran: “whoever plays Frank has some big shoes to fill!!! Good luck to them.” Well not really. I’m only a size 8.”
Remakes are so stupid. Why mess with perfection?
6 hours ago: “Laughable @FNStylecom article claiming Rocky Horror was my second ever acting job. You know what it actually was, darlings? My 23rd. Sigh.”
The state of entertainment journalism is pretty sad.
6 hours ago: “And that’s not to mention the countless times I wandered around @kws_drama‘s stage dressed as a wench or elderly jew. I’ve done it all.”
See? He had experience being a transvestite first.
Okay, let’s rate Tim’s Tweets. I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6, but I’m going to round it up to 9 because you have to add one for the vault. Follow Tim.
EDIT: Well, this is what I get for doing this half asleep. I should’ve read closer. This is a parody account. My bad.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
I am way late to the party on this movie, bros. But, I just saw it on On-Demand, so I had to write about it. As one other review said (whose name escapes me), The Martian is like that scene in Apollo 13 when they have to think of a way to save the astronauts, only the scene is two hours long.
And that’s not a knock at the movie. It’s exciting, well-paced and smart. Matt Damon, the screenwriters and the book’s author, Andy Weir, all deserve a lot of credit. Unlike most Hollywood dramas, the plot points aren’t beaten to death with too much melodrama. The events and characters seem very genuine and ends in a satisfying way.
The basic plot you know. Damon plays an astronaut botanist that’s accidentally left behind during a manned mission to Mars. The movie is about his survival and whether or not he’ll be able to last until a rescue happens. Again, super smart. It would have to be, as this movie was recommended by Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
See it, bros. It’s probably Damon’s best movie as an actor.
I give it 9 out of 10 keggers.
If your birthday is this week: Your birthday is postponed, due to snow.
Aries: You would’ve met a new romantic interest, but they got stuck home in the snow.
Taurus: A great job opportunity would’ve happened, but alas, too much snow.
Gemini: You would’ve found $100 bill on the ground if it wasn’t under two feet of snow.
Lemini: An old rival would’ve punched out your lights, but fortunately, his car is stuck in the snow.
Cancer: You would’ve had a great day thinking of all sorts of clever and creative things, if you hadn’t spent all that time shoveling the damned snow.
Leo: The stars say, they can’t see you under all that snow. God damn, that’s a lot of snow, say the stars.
Virgo: Family interests dominate your day, at least they would, if you could see your family, but you can’t because all the snow.
Libra: You spend the whole fucking day shoveling snow.
Scorpio: You spend all day looking at porn because what the Hell else is there to do when stuck in the snow.
Sagittarius: You attempt to drive to the store, like a dumb fuck, in two feet of snow.
Capricorn: Someone asks you, “How about this snow?” and you beat them to death with your snow shovel.
Aquarius: You miss global warming.
Pisces: Snow! Fucking snow! God damn, white bullshit! Fuck!
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