Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Andrew Zimmerman, host of Bizarre Foods. He’s like the kid in your class that would eat anything. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
20 hours ago: “I want to wake up to this breakfast every day… smoked fish heaven @thegeneralmuir http://bit.ly/2w9f720 ”
Oh, yeah. That’s a favorite of mine.
11 hours ago: “Here’s a great tip for making easy fresh tomato puree, all you need is a box grater and ripe tomatoes. http://bit.ly/2umhRZS ”
Yeah, you could squeeze the juice out of your clothes and into a container afterwards.
9 hours ago: “Three’s the charm. @hughacheson brilliance that’s never left his menu at Empire State South. Babaganoush, pimiento… http://bit.ly/2wbK2L6 ”
That’s pretty bizarre. I was kinda hoping for squirrel brains or something.
7 hours ago: “Join me on a trip to Louisiana for Cajun style frog legs, pigs tails and cochon de lait – new #BizarreFoods starts at 9/8c on @travelchannel”
Spicy!
3 hours ago: “All new #BizarreFoods starts at 9/8c on @travelchannel! Tonight we’re headed to Cajun country. http://bit.ly/2uZLgET ”
Crab and sausage? Sounds like such a weird combo to me.
3 hours ago: “Here’s a quick tutorial on how to devein and “pee-wee” a shrimp: http://bit.ly/2t3ClG9 #BizarreFoods”
Or you could just buy the deveined ones. Either or.
3 hours ago: “Here’s a little Bayou Soul Food for you – gumbo with fresh, shucked oysters and crab meat: http://bit.ly/1JnTVqm ”
That sounds interesting.
2 hours ago: “Seasoning inspired by the centuries-old traditions of Louisiana’s Cajun country: http://bit.ly/2i391e1 ”
Looks like someone dumped their entire spice rack into a pile.
Okay, let’s rate Andrew’s tweets. Informative on a subject near and dear to my heart: food. I give him a 6 for Insanity, an 8 for Style and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 8. Follow Andrew.
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Restaurant: Dim Sum Garden
Address: 1020 Race Street Philadelphia PA
Food: Chinese Dim Sum
Price: Good
Portions: Average
Taste: Really Good
Service: Pretty Good
Atmosphere: Depends on where you sit
I’m in Philly yesterday, crush the various Pokemon gyms, when I finally get hungry. Finding myself in Chinatown, there is just a million places to eat. I spotted a Dim Sum Garden sign and I’m like, “Yes! Dim Sum!” Dim Sum alone isn’t really dim sum, but dumplings are dumplings and I was curious if I could get dim sum solo anyway. Got led inside and the place was packed, but one-seaters are not their specialty.
I got shunted to the bar, but some woman was taking up two seats with all the crap she had bought. She didn’t look too happy to move it for me. (I found it pretty obnoxious that she would take up a seat for her SHOPPING SHIT in a restaurant that was packed to the gills.) Anyhow, the waitress brought me to the back. I felt like I was eating in a converted storage room. Not that there was any storage stuff, it just felt kinda barren. There were other people in the room, but despite my reluctance to jam myself into a seat at the bar next to a Shopaholic. I wasn’t impressed. Give me a TV screen or a waterfall or some pleasant music or something. I’m sure the front would’ve been good.
Overlooking that, I order chive and pork dumplings (steamed), Pork buns and General Tso’s Chicken. All were cooked perfectly. The crowd kept the kitchen back up, so the food was a little late, but my waiter was pretty much on top of things. Just at the very end when I asked for a check did he finally drop the ball and took forever. Also, I cut into a dumpling with a fork and it exploded, splashing greasy water all over me. (Sorry for my cursing, family-at-the-next-table.)
I sense that on a different day, I would’ve had a better experience, but the food was top notch.
I give Dim Sum Garden 8 out of 10 keggers.








If your birthday is this week: Your friends tell you that your surprise birthday party was great, but that it was a shame you had to work that night.
Aries: A strange person will buy you a beer and then demand that you come see their band.
Taurus: You’ll buy an Aries a beer which you’ll take as a perfect time to promote “The Mondo Diaper Experience”.
Gemini: Your Canadian accent doesn’t convince the border patrol and you are sent back to the U.S. without Maple Syrup.
Lemini: The stars say, those construction workers aren’t whistling at you, they’re trying to warn you of the bricks they dropped.
Cancer: You’ll learned that the chicken crossed the road to hand you a subpoena.
Leo: You’ll be featured on the news, but the police sketch will barely look like you.
Virgo: Due to a mix up at the supermarket, you’ll accidentally take home the wrong groceries and the kid that was sitting in the cart.
Libra: After two chicken wings, you’ll realize you should cook them and take them off the chicken ahead of time.
Scorpio: Your iPhone will become inoperable after being soaked in anal lube, but you’ll recover some amazing pics.
Sagittarius: You’ll receive the Nobel Prize for eating pizza.
Capricorn: Superman will stop by your house to use your bathroom and you’ll notice he didn’t wash his hands.
Aquarius: You’ll discover that you’re allergic to success.
Pisces: Your dog will demand a raise.
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