
Man With Priorities Can’t Multitask
App Continues to Waste Everyone’s Time
Restaurant Cook Really Phones in the Chicken
Ape May Never Play Football Again

Man With Priorities Can’t Multitask
App Continues to Waste Everyone’s Time
Restaurant Cook Really Phones in the Chicken
Ape May Never Play Football Again
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Sharon Stone! Still so hot! Let’s see what she’s tweeting!
September 21st: “#ThrowbackThursday to Nov. 2014 and posing for @THR (photog. @LorenzoAgius, dress by @dkny, shoes by @GZanottiDesign)”
Nice. Lookin’ good!
September 22nd: “#FlashbackFriday to 2005 on set with @DebraMessing @EricMcCormack for @WillAndGrace New show 9/28 @nbc. #WillandGrace Have a great weekend!”
Huh. Didn’t realize you were on that show.
September 22nd: “Wonderful 2 C Alex Israel’s 1st film, a socially conscious film 4 teenagers, @SPF18movie.(WireImage) Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psK-SIRGXtc …”
Meh. Maybe I’d watch it on cable. Looks like a lot of cameos tho.
September 24th: “W Libery and Justice. When we STAND 4 liberty & justice for ALL, we will kneel 4 liberty & justice 4 ALL. GOD BLESS AMERICA & ALL WE STAND 4”
Is that the new pledge of allegiance? Cause it’s a bit confusing.
October 5th: “Proud to be the Event Honorary Chair for #Photo17 benefiting @TheAIDSMonument, today at 7pm. Tickets: http://bit.ly/2klh0Ev ”
Hosted by “Milk”? Like a glass of milk?
October 6th: “#MOSAIC interactive movie coming soon. Thanks @hbo @bitchuation @ed_solomon @MrBeauBridges @peeweeherman”
Sounds interesting. Just go right to the video game, I say.
October 10th: “#TuesdayThought “Fashion fades, only style remains the same.” – Coco Chanel”
True. This is why I never change my clothes.
October 12th: “#ThrowbackThursday to June 1992 and an @ArthurElgort portrait for @BritishVogue”
So many pictures. Need a website just to keep track of them all.
October 13th: “#FlashbackFriday to April 1993 and the cover of @people (photog. @TimeInc)”
Will that be followed by “SoLongAgoSaturday”, “SometimeBeforeSunday” and “MightyLongAgoMonday”?
Okay, let’s rate Sharon’s tweets. Not bad. So busy, yet plenty of flashbacks as well. I give her a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.3, but I’ll rounded it up to 9 just because of the original Total Recall. Damn she was so hot in that.
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Restaurant: Jersey Mike’s in Moorestown, NJ
Address: East Gate Square Shopping Center, 1624 Nixon Dr., Moorestown, NJ 08057
Food: Subs
Price: Average
Portions: Big
Taste: Excellent
Service: Good
Atmosphere: Self-Serve Chain
Jersey Mike’s is the Five Guys of cheesesteaks and I mean that in the most positive way possible. My bar for cheesesteaks and hoagies is high living in the Philadelphia/South Jersey area, so trust me when I say it’s good. The bread is softer than most cheesesteak places, but it’s fresh and good. I don’t mind a soft bread on my cheesesteak. It’s light. I don’t feel like I’m eating a loaf of bread, so I’m cool with it.
The cheesesteak meat is high quality, good lettuce, tomato and onion. Iced tea is good, although the cups are a little small. Unlimited refills make up for that. They don’t have fries, but have chips. I’m okay with that.
Every time I’ve eaten here, I’ve had a good experience. I high recommend it.
I give it 9 out of 10 keggers.









If your birthday is this week: Your birthday will be funky, mostly because of the smell coming from that moldy birthday cake.
Aries: You’ll find out your dinner isn’t sushi, the chef just didn’t cook your food.
Taurus: Your cat will sue you for alimony and leave you for a cat lady.
Gemini: The stars say, don’t eat those gumballs, they’re actually just mislabeled rubber balls.
Lemini: Your Tinder date will apologize for lighting you on fire.
Cancer: You’ll finally get a response to your letters from Santa and he apologies for being so late to get back to you.
Leo: Your high school gym coach will call to remind you that you’re a worthless piece of crap that can’t play dodgeball.
Virgo: Russians comes to your house and demands your Facebook password so they can make your like Vladimir Putin’s band.
Libra: An old flame will come back into your life to borrow your dust buster.
Scorpio: You’ll become aroused in the produce section again.
Sagittarius: Organizing Karoke night at the public library turns out to be a bad idea.
Capricorn: You will find an unusual about of butter in your sheets this week.
Aquarius: You’ll be kicked in the nads by an old acquaintance you haven’t seen in years!
Pisces: You’ll use your psychic abilities to steal predictions from another psychic.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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