1. Which Korea gets credit for Korean BBQ.
  2. Which Korea gets the blame for the Kia.
  3.  Kim Jong Un gets custody of Dennis Rodman.
  4.  M*A*S*H* reruns edited to make North Korea kinda cool.
  5.  DMZ to be renamed DMX and feature only rap battles.
  6.  Korean nail salons to feature only American workers.
  7.  Trump to build ridiculously gaudy casino on both Koreas.
  8. North Korean missile tests now actually only fire drills.
  9. North Korean labor camps rebranded as animation studios.
  10. Kim Jong Un still gets to be a rich dick.