Apr28
Ten Things You’ll Never See in the Korean Peace Treaty
on April 28, 2018 at 12:43 am
- Which Korea gets credit for Korean BBQ.
- Which Korea gets the blame for the Kia.
- Kim Jong Un gets custody of Dennis Rodman.
- M*A*S*H* reruns edited to make North Korea kinda cool.
- DMZ to be renamed DMX and feature only rap battles.
- Korean nail salons to feature only American workers.
- Trump to build ridiculously gaudy casino on both Koreas.
- North Korean missile tests now actually only fire drills.
- North Korean labor camps rebranded as animation studios.
- Kim Jong Un still gets to be a rich dick.
