
Chipotle Thinks It Invented Take Out
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Chipotle Thinks It Invented Take Out
Baker Obviously Not Summa Cum Laude

You cannot possibly review this movie with any kind of clarity without SPOILERS so be warned. They’re coming. Overall, I enjoyed the movie, but it’s really only for those that have seen the vast majority of the Marvel films, especially Thor: Ragnarok. The 12 year-old me would’ve described this as the perfect movie. Wall to wall superhero battles. However (SPOILERS)…
The movie begins right after Thor: Ragnarok ends. The inhabitants of Vahalla are flying on what Thor calls “A Refugee Ship”. They are attacked by Thanos, who is after the second Infinity stone. He already has one. What follows is mayhem, death and destruction. The movie could’ve easily been called Avengers: Meanwhile since the movie has to cut between Thor, The Guardians of the Galaxy, the Avengers, the other Avengers and Wakanda.
The characters don’t have time to develop or breathe, which is fine if you’re all caught up. If you’re not, you’ll be sitting there saying to yourself, “Who are all these people and why are they killing each other?” “Why can’t Bruce Banner turn into the Hulk when he wants?” “Who is the Vision again and why doesn’t he own a cellphone?” “Why is Peter Dinklage the tallest guy in this movie?”
Thanos wraps the entire movie together and the plot revolves around him, but ultimately Josh Brolin’s brilliant acting can’t make an insane character with an insane plan all that interesting. There’s just not enough scenes establishing why his character is the way he is. There isn’t even a scene to establish why all the Asgardians are important to Thor. Later, it has to be explained in a weird scene with Starlord. It worked for me, but only because I had seen all the previous movies.
Ultimately, this is all just a huge set up for the final Avengers movie and the upcoming movies in between. Antman and the Wasp are out of the Infinity War, but Captain Marvel will be a direct tie-in, which then leads back into Avengers 4 next year. The Venom and Spiderman movies won’t connect, although the Venom and Spiderman movies may eventually do so. It remains to be seen.
My advice, fanboys, is that if you’re not a fanboy— See all the Marvel Movies first before you see this. Then it will be fun. Otherwise, you will probably be lost. Another massive plus of this movie is that it is over 2 and a half hours long, but it moved pretty fast. There is an important after credit sequence that leads into the next Marvel Movie.
I give Avengers: Infinity War 7 out of 10 keggers.







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Restaurant: Pei Wei Asian Diner
Address: 2050 Route 70 W Cherry Hill, NJ 8002
Food: Fast Asian Food
Price: Good
Portions: Big
Taste: Delicious
Service: Solid
Atmosphere: Fast Food
Hey, sorry for the late post, but I crashed out and forgot to update.
So, on Saturday, burned out from Wizard World, I was headed to Ponzio’s when I saw Pei Wei and decided that it probably would be less crowded. I went in and it was empty, thank God, because I was starving.
Pei Wei is like an Asian Chipotle, although they have more choices. I got a poke bowl, which is basically a sushi order mixed with salad. It was overflowing and really filled me up. Lots of tastes going on. I will be going back. The iced tea was a little weird. Not the standard black, but some kind of orange tea. Okay for this, but that bowl was amazing. Gotta say I was a little apprehensive to get something that raw at a place like this, but it was good and fresh! Kudos to Pei Wei.
I give Pei Wei 9 out of 10 keggers.









Quick Addendum: The next day, I did go to Ponzio’s. They have this new Marco steak salad. Holy shit, bros! Amazing!
Behold! The psychic frat boy’s powers have been brought to bear on all who attended the Philadelphia Wizard World Convention! Read your horoscope and know your future!
If your birthday is this week: Keith Urban doesn’t care, he’s not coming to your birthday party and he’s not dressing up at Judge Dredd for it either.
Aries: Your cosplay as “a guy buying comics” goes unnoticed.
Taurus: Congrats! You’re the 1000th Harley Quinn at the show!
Gemini: Despite your child’s great monetary value, the dealer will not trade you for that Hammer of Thor you wanted.
Lemini: Henry Winkler refuses to punch your broken jukebox.
Cancer: You’ll realize several minutes too late that Wizard World doesn’t have a boob inspector.
Leo: You’ll be asked to wait outside the con for a few minutes since it’s currently at Deadpool cosplay capacity.
Virgo: Your panel on “Who wins in a fight the Incredible Hulk or Maurice from the IT Crowd?” runs surprisingly short.
Libra: Natalie Dormer tells you that maybe you should talk to someone else about your emotional problems, since she can only give out so much advice in an autograph line and she’s an actress, not a licensed therapist.
Scorpio: Turns out, that guy you had sex with is not Stan Lee, nor is he letting you write Spiderman.
Sagittarius: Jim Steranko refuses to draw your Brony bullshit, no matter what you pay him.
Capricorn: Turns out, the guy you spent an hour showing your portfolio to just works at the snack stand, but on the upside he likes your Captain America drawings.
Aquarius: The security guards inform you that beating up another fanboy because he misgraded your comic, technically isn’t “fighting crime”.
Pisces: You make a great deal of money, but lose it all in a crap game with Elijah Wood.
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