Oct06

Fat Guy Eats: Grand Fine Chinese Dining

by tonyd on October 6, 2018 at 12:12 am

Restaurant:  Grand Fine Chinese Dining

Address: 85 S White Horse Pike, Hammonton, NJ 08037

Food:  Chinese Food

Price:  Below Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  Really Good

Service:  Good

Atmosphere:  Restaurant/Take Out

Grand Fine AKA: Grand Cuisine Chinese, is the take out place I used to go to back when I lived in Hammonton.  It’s still pretty good.  They make things fresh.  I enjoy the General Tso’s chicken.  The take out combo also includes soup, which is nice.  Solid wonton soup.  Even my mother liked it and she’s not a big Chinese food fan at all.

I give Grand Fine 8.5 out of 10 keggers.  One of the places for Chinese take out in the area.

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Oct05

Rewritten Headlines: Antsy Ants to Bar Horse

by tonyd on October 5, 2018 at 12:50 am

Ants Attempt Getaway

Dude Quit Jobs in Middle

Law and Order: Reptile Unit

Baby Destroys Future Christmas

L.A.P.D. Really Bored Apparently

Liquor Store Expensive

Birds Like to Party

Comedian Not Doing Comedy

Earth Farting in Arkansas

Bar Patrons Get Horse

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Oct03

Fat Guy Eats: Tony Soprano’s Pizza, Hammonton, NJ

by tonyd on October 3, 2018 at 12:25 am

Restaurant:  Tony Soprano’s Pizza

Address:  10 White Horse Pike, Hammoton, NJ

Food:  Pizza

Price:  Average

Portions:  Average

Taste:  Good

Service:  Okay

Atmosphere:  Take Out

Not a big fan of this chain in general.  I had had a really bad experience with one of the franchise many years ago and vowed never to go again.  I am also confused as to how they can have this name, but I think it’s just a coincidence.

Anyhow, the folks and I were looking for a quick meal, so they ordered there before I could add my input.  The wings were surprisingly good.  I expected the generic Tabasco flavor, these had a more nuanced zing to them.  The pizza was okay.  I liked the sauce.  Not one of my favorites, but certainly acceptable.  We got half mushroom and I really enjoyed the mushroom slices.  I think someone in the kitchen is going the extra mile.

I give Tony Soprano’s Pizza in Hammonton, NJ 7.5 out of 10 keggers.  A solid entry in a crowded field here in South Jersey!

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Oct01

Ten Things I’d Like to See Kanye Rant About Next

by tonyd on October 1, 2018 at 12:01 am

 

 

 

 

On SNL, Kanye did a rant about Trump.  Here are Ten Things I’d Like to See Kanye Rant About Next.

  1.  Why the Walking Dead is still on the air.
  2.  Why dogs would rather eat their own poop rather than vegetables.
  3.  How peace in the Koreas will impact Korean BBQ.
  4.  Why can’t there be an app to act as my TV’s remote.
  5.  Why won’t Hillary Clinton just retire.
  6.  Why are there still people that can’t seem to work an ATM properly and have to turn to the people in line behind them to ask what to do.
  7.  Explain why they’re even printing newspapers anymore, when old people can use computer screens to make the font bigger.
  8.  Why do some people still pay for porn.
  9.  What is wrong with Lindsey Lohan.
  10.  How the fuck is SNL still on the air.

 

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