1. The Happytime Murders not nominated.
  2. Already get my anti-Trump rants from MSNBC and Twitter.
  3. Kevin Hart stand up specials on Netflix too tempting.
  4. Expecting Rami Malek to hack the Oscars and take a lot of drugs.
  5. Decided getting an extra colonoscopy would be more fun.
  6. Waiting for Seth McFarlane to host again.
  7. Waiting for Ricky Gervaise to host.
  8. Seeing Lady Gaga out of costume too scary.
  9. Already get enough virtue signalling from Facebook.
  10. Couldn’t stomach hours of watching beautiful narcissists hand themselves awards and talk about themselves.