Mar01
Ten Reason Why I Didn’t Watch the Oscars
on March 1, 2019 at 12:01 am
- The Happytime Murders not nominated.
- Already get my anti-Trump rants from MSNBC and Twitter.
- Kevin Hart stand up specials on Netflix too tempting.
- Expecting Rami Malek to hack the Oscars and take a lot of drugs.
- Decided getting an extra colonoscopy would be more fun.
- Waiting for Seth McFarlane to host again.
- Waiting for Ricky Gervaise to host.
- Seeing Lady Gaga out of costume too scary.
- Already get enough virtue signalling from Facebook.
- Couldn’t stomach hours of watching beautiful narcissists hand themselves awards and talk about themselves.
