Jul05

Ten Reason Why Fireworks Are Stupid

by tonyd on July 5, 2019 at 1:57 pm

  1. Idiots watch them.
  2. Idiots light them.
  3. Idiots transport them.
  4. Idiots bring them home.
  5. Idiots break the law with them.
  6. Idiots can’t throw.
  7. Idiots light them in the winter.
  8. Idiots can’t clench.
  9. Idiots are your neighbors.
  10. Idiots.
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