1. You can’t drink beer and eat a hoagie in a middle of a basketball game
  2.  Only sport where you might actually gain weight.
  3.  Never rained out.
  4.  Never goes into overtime.
  5.  Plenty of pinball machines if you get bored of bowling.
  6.  No waitress service while playing baseball.
  7.  Uniform consists mainly of shoes and fat guy shirts.
  8.  Plenty of time to check your email on phone during game.
  9.  Way fewer bowling fights than hockey fights.
  10.  Retirement age is basically deathbed.