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Dec14

Your Fratoscope: December 14, 2014

by tonyd on December 14, 2014 at 1:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You’ll be sick, but fortunately someone buys you a cake that’s metholyptus-flavored. Aries:  The stars say, you can only get off from work so many times by claiming you just got back from Sierra […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec22

Your Holiday Fratoscope

by tonyd on December 22, 2013 at 12:14 am

If your birthday is this week:  Although you’ve been horrible this year, after Santa’s sleigh side swipes you in a parking lot, you get some great gifts if you promise not to turn it into insurance. Aries:  You finally learn […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec01

Your Fratoscope: December 1, 2013

by tonyd on December 1, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  You will realize that you’re not being roasted, your birthday party has just taken a very dark turn. Aries:  You’ll watch South Park and get high. Taurus:  Your Aries roommate will eat that sandwich […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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