Posts Tagged Jeff Sessions

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Jan05

Rewritten Headlines: Smooth Criminal to Snow Dick

by tonyd on January 5, 2018 at 12:01 am

Smooth Criminal The Way Philly Measures Everything As Long As It’s Candy Airline Travel As Fast As You Imagine Santa Surprisingly Small and Furry Dude Harshing Our Buzz Miami Hates Ice Cream No More Jackin’ It at Disney Protecting Your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar17

Rewritten Headlines: Green Puke to Fart Discrimination

by tonyd on March 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

Vomit to Contain New Flavors Oh, God, Nooooooo! Old Man Has Old Ideas Never Drink and Stock A Truly Good Donation Rob Reiner Training Monkeys Planet of the Apes Soon to be Documentary Pastor to Buy Entire Country Normal Day […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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