It’s time for the Rewritten News. News as fresh as today’s headlines and as edited as David Mamet play on network television. Real: Dow Logs Close Highest Since of May of 2008 Rewritten: Rich People Nearly as Rich as They […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey Bros! Hot off the presses is another edition of Rewritten Headlines. Why read the news, when I can skim it for you? Real: Tiger Woods Returns With 2 Under Rewritten: Tiger Woods Probably Banging Clubhouse Chicks 2 at a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey bros! Time to check the news. As always, I hate the news because it takes too damned long to tell me things. I say, why not let the headline give it away. Real: “Dr. Death” Jack Kevorkian Dies Rewritten: […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
