Posts Tagged cocaine

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Mar28

Ten Reasons Why Tim Cook Should Give His Fortune to Me

by tonyd on March 28, 2015 at 12:01 am

Apple bigwig, Tim Cook, is giving away $700 million dollars.  Here are ten reasons why he should give it to me. 1.  I won’t have to beg people on Patreon. 2.  I could probably make at least 200 million webcomics […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct17

Rewritten Headlines: Ebola Czar to Mopping

by tonyd on October 17, 2014 at 12:01 am

President to Appoint Someone to Take Blame Brazilian Cuts Close We’re All Gonna Die Navy Duty is Boring Sober Lots of People to Cancel Cable TV Big Brother Wants to be Bigger Ancient Australia Lame Boobies Need More Attention That’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Apr18

Rewritten Headlines: Rapper to Cocaine

by tonyd on April 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

Rapper Cuts Off Half His Lyric Potential Something Happens That CNN Will Finally Cover That Isn’t a Missing Plane Business That Needed Bailout, Probably Needing New One Soon Store to Move Two’s of Dollars Around Actor Needs Money Avatar Planet […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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