Posts Tagged cocaine

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Apr18

Rewritten Headlines: Rapper to Cocaine

by tonyd on April 18, 2014 at 12:01 am

Rapper Cuts Off Half His Lyric Potential Something Happens That CNN Will Finally Cover That Isn’t a Missing Plane Business That Needed Bailout, Probably Needing New One Soon Store to Move Two’s of Dollars Around Actor Needs Money Avatar Planet […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar29

Rewritten Headlines: Batman to Toe Sucker

by tonyd on March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am

Old Man Still Punching Stuff People Really Like That Show Depressed Drug Addict Continues to be Exploited Older Things Become Valid for Some Reason Baby Caged for Frightened Public Jets to Get More Interesting Lady Salamanders to be Disappointed Americans […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec14

Rewritten Headlines: Fiscal Cliff to Television Tipping

by tonyd on December 14, 2012 at 12:01 am

Politicians in Season Finale of U.S. Government Justin Bieber Hated More Than You Think Some Playing GTA for Real American Nutrition to Return to Previous Unhealthy Levels Taylor Swift Edging Closer to Playboy Spread Proof of Ancient Farts Found NASA […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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