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Jan18

Rewritten Headlines: Mrs. Obama to Facebook

by tonyd on January 18, 2013 at 12:01 am

Government Employee Takes Wife to Dinner Employee Takes Longest Coffee Break Ever Scientist Rename Chromosome That Causes Mental Handicaps American Takes Worst Vacation Ever Serial Killers Have New App Awful and Tasty Animal Has Nerve Endings People Finally Have Enough […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Dec07

Rewritten Headlines: Stephen Baldwin to Decomposing Whale

by tonyd on December 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

Despite Crime, Baldwin Uncool Annoying Entire Country Very Expensive Local Store Sells Valuable Object for Next to Nothing No One Wants Your Shitty Old House President Fucks Around Despite Multiple Wars Senator Looks to Have Ego Stroked Elsewhere Hipsters No […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul14

Rewritten Headlines: Game of Thrones to Dicks

by tonyd on July 14, 2012 at 1:07 am

Nerds Love Boobies American Idol Slightly Less Sucky Rich Guys Continue to do Fucked Up Shit Toys Falling Apart More Interesting Than Blood Falling Drunks Less Likely to Break Something Space Still Trying to Kill Us Communism Still a Failure […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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