Jan18

Rewritten Headlines: Mrs. Obama to Facebook

by tonyd on January 18, 2013 at 12:01 am

Government Employee Takes Wife to Dinner

Employee Takes Longest Coffee Break Ever

Scientist Rename Chromosome That Causes Mental Handicaps

American Takes Worst Vacation Ever

Serial Killers Have New App

Awful and Tasty Animal Has Nerve Endings

People Finally Have Enough Computers

Push for Iran War Continues

Liar Regrets Lie

Shitty Workers Investigate Even Shittier Plane

Millions of Loser Cruise Internet on New Year’s

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