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Sep18

Behind the Scenes: Novemeber 5th

by tonyd on September 18, 2009 at 12:01 am

Hey bros:

Welcome to a new segment here at the Super Frat blog called “Behind the Scenes”.  This was a feature I used to do back in the day on my site with The Travelers.  Pete over at Sluggy Freelance inspired me to try it again.  Pete has a regular feature on his site where he talks about who inspired his stories and characters, so here goes.

The storyline that begins with the strip called November 5th, 2008 was something that I wanted to do for awhile.  Even before we did the strip, Good Luck, O and even before the strip Once You Go Black!  Some strips, you may have noticed, are part of a longer story arc while others are dropped in as stand alones.  I’ll let you in on a little secret you probably already know, on an average week we do one strip of new art and one strip of re-used are with new word balloons.  Sometimes its obvious and sometimes it’s not.

Anyway, getting back to this Obama storyline: People seem to think that politics are important to me.  They’re not really.  I mean, if we all lived in Iceland (no offense Icelanders) our biggest problems with the government would be, do the trains run on time and what are we going to do about zoning for glaciers?  When you live in America, you can’t help but feel responsible for screwing with most of the planet.  (We do things big.  USA!  USA!)  It’s not so much that I’m into who won what election, it’s more about what’s going on with the wars.  The wars impact everything and you’d think we’d learn to avoid them now.

When I was a freshman in college, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. came to speak on campus.  He is probably my favorite author, so you could imagine my excitement.  I sat in the crowded audience with my copy of Breakfast of Champions for him to sign like some errant fanboy.  Then, an amazing thing happened, Kurt, who had probably been paid thousands by our alumni and student organizations, spent about 30 minutes lecturing us all about how apathetic and lazy we all were!

Now this is 1985 (yeah, I’m old.  Shut up.)  so he’s like, “On other campuses, they are protesting South African Apartheid and the Regan Administration.  I didn’t see one sign on this campus!”  What brass balls!  It was awesome.  (Since I was a freshman and had just got there, I didn’t really think he was leveling that criticism at me.  Dude, I’ve only been in school like a month!)   The next day, the same students that had preened and posed and bragged about Vonnegut’s impending arrival made an anemic attempt at a South African Apartheid protest.

And that was the last time I ever saw anyone protest on my campus.

Embarrassing.  And no, I will not be typing my college’s name.  Fuck those guys.  They made me pay a parking ticket on graduation day.  They can get free ad space on my site when they can pry it from my cold dead fingers.

But to the point, Kurt had inspired me.  Now, over the years, I’ve gone to a few protests.  Quite frankly, I’ve never seen the appeal or what they get done.  It’s really a numbers game, so people need to be pissed and dying like they were in Vietnam.  That was not going to happen with Apartheid and its sure as shit not happening with Iraq and Afghanistan.  But the point is, you have to do something.  That was Kurt’s point.  Even more to the point, college students should definitely be involved.

College is the time to try new things, but also to get involved.  People are open minded (or at least they’re supposed to be) and they should be questioning the world around them.  Obama’s election was the most important in terms of race (and thus, MPH’s heavy involvement in this story), but its more about the policy of the wars (which the story will eventually lead and thus Ira is a crucial character too).

Besides the real students they are based after at Ryesmore, MPH is kind of my inner black man.  Because who doesn’t want to be a cool black guy?  He has a strong, confident identity.  Plus being a black guy on campus makes him fairly unique.  My campus had, maybe, two percent black students out of like 5500 people.

Ira is more about my political side.  He’s a guy that’s going to take his political beliefs all the way.  No half measures.  No compromises.  It’s a great fantasy to be able to do that, at least in a comic strip.

The storyline itself, which I wrote a few months ago, deals with the impending doom I felt at the inevitable let down of the Obama Administration.  For me, this happened during the election.  Obama had a chance to vote against the FISA amendment, which helped close the door on lawsuits against telecom companies.  This was a huge deal because it meant that if the bill didn’t pass, we could finally begin to undo the government’s wireless wiretapping program.  But Obama didn’t lead the charge to stop it.  Instead he hedged his bet saying, “He review the matter once he got into office”.  In other words, “Just give me the power and I’ll let you know if I need it.”

That made it painfully clear to me that Obama wasn’t going to be much better than Bush.  So, like Ira, I voted for Nader.  (Go, Ralph!)  Mistah Shit, Rubber and Dick represent the mainstream views of Nader and the election.  People complain, but they don’t vote or they’re just too ignorant to care or understand.  An underlying sadness to the comedy, I suppose, if you look at it that way.  Perhaps you can look at it like the late great Mr. Mike O’Donoghue, “It’s very easy to make people laugh.  That’s not the point. It’s very difficult to make people think. Art is the cake. Comedy is the frosting. The trick is to get them to eat the cake.”

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Sep17

Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column

by tonyd on September 17, 2009 at 12:01 am

sf-tony-avatar.jpg with Tony DiGerolamo

Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

It’s Thursday.  God declared Sunday a day of rest, but he declared Thursday would be a day of reckoning for dick eaters.  Let the justice begin!

 –  To the ACORN workers that offered to help set up an underage prostitution ring, just a quick reminder to remove the cock rings before you eat a plate of dick.

– To whoever strangled poor Annie Le on her wedding day and stuffed her in a wall, open wide, there’s a heaping helping of cadaver dick from the Yale med school waiting for you.

– And talk about wrong.  It’s bad enough being homeless, but when someone steals your bike and kills you.  Could it get any worse?  I think the murdering tattoo artist should get a piled high helping of tattooed dick and probably will where he’s going.

–  A bit of good news: The Texas woman who was gang raped allegedly by KBR workers in Iraq and then locked in a shipping crate to prevent the reporting of the incident, will finally get to face her allegedly attackers in court.  Good for you, ma’am.  And may the judge sentence them all to eat a giant, dusty dick.

– To Senator Baucus and the insurance companies that want 13% of our pay right off the top and to fine us $3800 for NOT having what is probably going to be insanely expensive healthcare, well there just aren’t enough dicks to go around.  Some of you boys will have to share.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board

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Sep16

Twitter in Focus: Angry Town Hall

by tonyd on September 16, 2009 at 1:55 am

Hello, bros and welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s suggestion is from Courtney Love who has been relentlessly twittering recently.  “Narciso was lovely my surname was “rodriguez” from 1st grade onward, i think thta freaks people out i thought it was a cool Italian name.”  Every tweet a hilarious gem, Courtney.  But we have no time to watch you crash and burn out today.  Today’s contestant is “Angry Town Hall”.  It’s a joke, but at least it’s a funny joke.

September 10th, 3:10pm:  “Joe Wilson has apologized. But will OBAMA apologize for taxing us to fund SOCIALIZED FIRE DEPARTMENTS?”

I don’t think the federal government runs your local fire department, but I get your point.

September 10th, 5:31pm: “#FACT you can prevent fire by covering valuables with moist teabags. WE DONT NEED GOVT 2 DO IT”

Ha!  Although the teabaggers get a bad rap thanks to Fox supporting them and MSNBC making fun of them.  (Ron Paul supporters, just stay away!  They make you look like dumbasses!)

September 10th, 11:03pm: “Obama may have debunked “Death Panels” but Obama’s Fire Dept. STILL using “Fire Panels” to let GRANDMA’S HOUSE BURN.”

Amusing.  Geez, I hope the dimmer Glenn Beck crowd doesn’t take this too seriously.

September 10th, 11:10pm: “RUMOR: Obama makes Fire Dept. use their LADDERS to SPY ON YOU. Think about it. It’s probably true.”

The ultimate goal, I guess would be to have one of these rumors taken seriously.  That would be awesome.

September 11th, 12:03am:  “DEFENDING JOE WILSON: He is a ROLE MODEL for not overthinking snap decisions.”

Yeah, the House had a nice run.  Now it’s just like English Parliament.

September 11th, 12:35am:  “We are URGING people NOT 2 travel to Canada -their Fire Depts. R socialized &it is NOT safe. (ex: can die in fire)”

Don’t forget France and the rest of Europe. Damn Socialists!

September 11th, 2:02pm: “WHY does Obama keep FORCING firefighters to put out fires that do not lead to profit? C’mon. We’re TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY.”

Yeah, that worked out so well during the Roman Empire.  (It was an excuse to buy up real estate cheap after it burned.)  I’m surprise Donald Trump didn’t think of it.

September 12th, 3:47am: “RUMOR: 9 million Canadians die in fires each year b/c of their SOCIALIZED fire depts. Think about it. It’s probably true.”

Aw, you should’ve said “back-bacon frying related fatalities”.

September 12th, 4:36am: “TURN OVER Fire Depts. to BLACKWATER. They won’t be held acctble. if something goes wrong (saving taxpayers $)”

They can just shoot anyone that complains.

September 12th, 5:43pm: ““If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of SOCIALIZED fire depts.” -Madison”

Ha!

September 12th, 7:17pm: “Obama will be on ’60 Minutes’ tomorrow; we are advising ALL PARENTS to pull their kids out of Sunday School.”

Wait, that one doesn’t make any sense.  Wouldn’t 9-12’ers put their kids IN Sunday school so they wouldn’t see it?  And who goes to Sunday school at seven o’clock at night?

September 12th, 9:42pm: “Thx to all who came to 9/12 protest in DC, all agree we need to ELIMINATE OUR SOCIALIST FIRE DEPT. #glennbeck”

Glenn Beck quoting this site would just be the best.  He can’t spell, so I think they have a shot.

September 13th, 3:39am:  “RUMOR: Firemen save cats from trees, then secretly replace with ACORN SPY ROBOT CATS. Think about it. Its probably true. #tcot”

Ha, nice!

September 13th, 5:08pm: “RUMOR: Obama may use NASA lasers to covertly kill the elderly from space. Proof: NASA is socialized.”

Sounds like one writer.  Two tops.  He should hook up with the Billionaires for Wealthcare.  I think these are the same guys that were the Billionaires for Bush.

September 14th, 2:35am: “Two roads diverged in the road, and I – I took the one that will privatize our Fire Departments. And it has made all the difference.”

One nation, under God, with liberty and privatized fire departments for all.

September 15th, 12:31am:  “RUMOR: Obama forces Firefighters to use high-powered hoses to water ARUGULA in W.H. Garden. OUR TAX $$ WTF.”

This reminds me of a Ted Rall cartoon about the 9/11 Firefighters.

11 hours ago:  “ATTN FIRE DEPTS: We are leaving our garden hoses at home.. THIS TIME.”

You lost me.  Is that some reference to the 9-12ers?

5 hours ago:  “PROTEST ObamaFireCare on 9/24: http://www.prweb.com/releas… #tcot #glennbeck”

Nice.  Now build on that.  I would go with regular posts a day, maybe three of quality.  Don’t rush, they’ll come to you.

5 hours ago:  “When Southward storms rain in Mexico, they are using AMERICAN water to put out fires. STOP SOCIALISM. #glennbeck”

See?  Now you’re working the whole immigrant angle.  Nice.

5 hours ago:  “RUMOR: Fire hydrants contain robots used by ACORN to indoctrinate ppl into prostitution. DO NOT DRINK OR RUN THRU.”

Nice!  Topical funny.  Not bad.  The website’s a scream too.

Okay, let’s rate Angry Town Hall.  I like this form of protest comedy, so I’m a bit biased for it, I’ll admit.  Although, I think with a name like “Angry Town Hall” you need to someone get in on the Healthcare debate too.  Still, I give him a 9 for Style, 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 8.3.  Nice.  Funny stuff.  Unless you’re a socialist or a 9-12er.  If you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, drop us an email.

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Sep12

Frat Boy At the Movies: 9

by tonyd on September 12, 2009 at 1:38 am

9 is pretty good.  It’s more style than story, but the story is pretty solid.  I would’ve liked to know more about the background of some of the characters.  The pacing of the movie is a bit rushed, especially at the beginning.  I would’ve like to have seen more of a wind up.

Basic premise, the man’s civilization burns out sometime in the late 30’s with the invention of a self-aware computer.  (minor spoiler)  It goes bad, ala Terminator, and wipes out the human race.  Just before we go, the scientist that invented it realizes his mistake and imbues 9 little puppet men with part of his soul.

The designs are like an alternate 1930’s (maybe earlier becaue there’s sort of a mustard gas thing in part of it).  9 is cool, but the characters lack some depth and I would’ve like to know more about how the post-human world works.  Still, I didn’t feel ripped off or anything, although the movie is kinda short.  Don’t expect the moon and the stars and you should feel satisfied.

I give 9 five keggers out of 10.

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