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Hey Bros!
The end of August is fast approaching! Please help out by clicking on our sponsors, Stormwatch Comics and Good Guy Comics! It really helps us out. And here is a little tour of Stormwatch Comics I did.
Sort of based on a real news story, 30 Minutes or Less is about a pizza guy (Jesse Eisenberg) who is forced to rob a bank when two guys (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson) strap a bomb vest to him. And his best friend (Aziz Ansari) has to help.
The movie is split pretty evenly between the three comics and Eisenberg, who are all pretty damn funny in their own right. For my money, Aziz wins the battle of who has the funniest lines. McBride, while always funny, is basically doing Kenny Powers. Swardson is kind of a saddled with a character with a conscience and Eisenberg probably would’ve benefited from swapping roles with Ansari.
Is it funny? Yeah, although I think almost all the best moments are in the trailer. It’s as realistic as a movie as this type can get, but it feels like the director sacrificed some of the comedy for “realism”. But at the same time, there are moments that are completely ridiculous. No way are these guys getting away and since they do, why not jack up the comedy to Harold & Kumar levels?
It’s like Ansari, the comedian and wild man, is saddled with being the reasonable best friend. Meanwhile, Eisenberg, who excels at being a neurotic mess is playing a slacker pizza dude that finally throws caution into the wind. And as funny as McBride and Swardson can be, they are in this movie too much. The focus probably should’ve been on the main characters and to some extent it feels like there are two movies struggling for dominance.
It’s entertaining, but I was expecting more. Maybe I set the bar too high going in. I say this is a decent rental. Maybe another rewrite, a couple of more scenes, some more manic action and one-liners from Ansari would’ve done it. As it is, I can only give 30 Minutes or Less 6 out of 10 Keggers, bros.
If your birthday is this week: While trying to meet up for Chinese food with some friends, you will accidentally send a flash mob to eat Dim Sum.
Aries: You will found several drafts of your obituary on your spouse’s desk. Maybe it’s too late for the marriage counselor.
Taurus: Your Internet blind date will be disappointed having assumed that you used a joke photo for your profile.
Gemini: The stars say, the problem with your idea for selling fried eggs out of a truck is that you should include a paper plate and a fork with the egg.
Lemini: This week, you will break the record for loudest bowel movement in the company bathroom. Better cut back on the chilli.
Cancer: You will be someone’s bitch on your next online game of Halo. Sorry, bitch.
Leo: A blind pastry chef makes a horrible mistake and you end up biting into an eclair filled with mayo.
Virgo: You’ll wake up convinced that you’ve time traveled to the past, but it turns out it’s just that your clock batteries are dying.
Libra: For the last time, Libra, learn to spell and stop freaking out. NATO is bombing LIBYA.
Scorpio: Your offer to be the first sex toy consultant at the White House is turned down, but they keep the complimentary dildos.
Sagittarius: You will be replaced at your company by robots, but the good news is, a week later those robots will be replaced by cheaper robots overseas.
Capricorn: Your labor strike will be a bust. Turns out, you need a job first.
Aquarius: Your fast food restaurant chain, Bucket ‘o Chum, attracts record seagulls, but few human customers.
Pisces: Your Native America Shaman advises you to buy gold and the turquoise jewelry he’s selling.
Cable TV news, network news, newspaper— All these sources have been caught lying, spinning, twisting the truth. Why waste your time with the spin, when Tony D just cuts to the chase. Strap on your news hat, it’s Rewritten Headlines:
Real: Obama Calls for Syria Leader to Step Down
Rewritten: Obama Looking to Bomb Syria
Real: Government Will Stop Deporting Some Illegal Immigrants, Allow Some to Work
Rewritten: Government Gives Pardon to Rich People’s Servants
Real: School Violence More Like in Spring Than Fall
Rewritten: Mating Season for High School Students Cause Fights
Real: IBM Builds Working Computer Chip That Mimics the Human Brain
Rewritten: IBM Builds Computer That Looks At Porn
Real: Nigeria Launches Two Satellites
Rewritten: Country Takes First Steps to Send Starving People into Space
Real: Jennifer Lopez: I Was Worn Down at the End of Idol
Rewritten: Famous Millionaire Thinks Life is Hard
Real: NASA Releases Video of Solar Storm Engulfing Planet
Rewritten: Holy Shit! Universe Could Totally Kill Us!
Real: ADHD Cases in Kids Rise More Than 30% in Decade
Rewritten: Kids Think Reporters Even More Boring Than Before
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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