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May28

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Avengers

by tonyd on May 28, 2012 at 12:02 am

Welcome to my extremely late review of the Avengers movie.  The ironic thing about reviewing movies is that when you see a really good one, it’s kind of hard to come up with stuff to say about it.  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard that the Avengers shattered box office records and is a really good movie.  It is.

This is easily the new reigning champ of superhero movies and not just because of the money.  Joss Whedon deserves a great deal of credit, but so do the makers of Iron Man, Captain America, The Hulk and Thor.  Finally, comic fans have what they’ve been longing for: a movie that brings a comic book universe to the screen.  This was the way to do it.  Slow build.  One block at a time.

Everyone has been raving that Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk stole the show.  Again, pretty accurate.  Although Norton’s portrayal was pretty decent, Ruffalo brings a little neurosis to Dr. Banner and Whedon’s script holds tidbits, revealing just at the right moment.  The nice thing about Whedon is that he doesn’t take the material too seriously.  Tony Stark throws off one-liners throughout and all the cast get their moments to really shine.

Ultimately, picking apart the big events (like why Nick Fury gets to continue his funding at the end) in this instance, aren’t really worth picking apart.  Samuel L. Jackson’s Fury is a reliable coordinator who gets to kick a little ass, but like everyone in this movie, serves his purpose and then steps aside for the next guy.  That’s the real victory here.  Whedon has not only balanced all the characters, but the script also balances the various actors.  Robert Downey Jr. does get to chew up a little more scenery than most, but you won’t mind.

The plot is a pretty straight forward alien invasion story, combined with how the various characters finally come together.  Loki, the strongest villain out of all the single movies, is back and just as evil as ever.  Even if you’ve been living under a rock for the past 50 years and missed the other single movies, you won’t be lost.  Go see it.  It’s probably the most perfect summer blockbuster you’ll see.

I give The Avengers 10 keggers.  It’s rare that I consider seeing a movie a second time.  This I would see again.  Also, stay for the after credit tidbit.  Marvel fans will go nuts.

└ Tags: box office, Captain America, cinema, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Iron Man, Joss Whedon, keggers, Loki, Mark Ruffalo, movie, Nick Fury, rating, review, Robert Downey Jr, Samuel L. Jackson, Shield, superhero, ten, The Avengers, The Hulk, Thor, Tony DiGerolamo
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May28

Ten Things You’ll Never Hear on a Commercial Spaceship

by tonyd on May 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

Fellow space geeks, Space X’s first commercial spaceship is an exciting success.  This means we are one step closer to living our dream of traveling the galaxy and bang hot, green space poon.  But with this new avenue of commercial space travel, there will be limits.  Here now are Ten Things You’ll Never Hear on a Commercial Spaceship.

1.  “Welcome on board and we thank you for flying Jet Blue.”

2.  “I am sick of these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ spaceship!”

3.  “Great to have you on board, Mr. Baldwin.  You’re incredibly pleasant.”

4.  “Passengers, this is your captain.  I’m sorry, but there’s too much traffic near the space station, we’re going to have to go back to the tarmac for awhile.”

5.  “In the event of loss of cabin pressure, decompression will kill us all instantly.”

6.  “This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.”

7.  “Stewardess, why does my coffee keep floating away?”

8.  “Hey want to join the Zero-G club?”

9.  “What do you mean this isn’t the 4:15 flight to Akron?  I gotta meeting in Columbus in two hours!”

10.  “Please take your seat, Mr. Shatner.  You’re not in command!”

└ Tags: Akron, Baldwin, comedy, funny, humor, JetBlue, Kessel Run, list, planes, Shatner, ship, space, Space X, spaceship, station, Super Frat, ten, Ten Things You'll Never Hear on a Commercial Space Ship, Ten Things You'll Never See, Tony DiGerolamo
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May27

Your Memorial Day Fratoscope

by tonyd on May 27, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:    You will discover that people get drunk and go to the beach, not because of other reasons than your birth.

Aries:  You will wish they could all be California Girls, mainly because they always seem to have the best weed.

Taurus:  In honor of the late vets, you will triple the fireworks display, unfortunately this will set off the PTSD of some of the living vets.  Maybe just stick to making hot dogs on the grill.

Gemini:  You will not get sun poisoning this year during your Memorial Day Weekend getaway.  Unfortunately, that’s only because you spend the entire weekend in traffic.

Lemini: You will attend the Memorial Day parade for reasons that most Americans do: parades are free and it’s a prefect place to get drunk outside.

Cancer:   The stars say, you might want to lose some weight before lying on the beach.  A group of whale huggers will attempt to pull you back into the ocean when you try and get a tan.

Leo:  Your plan to keep your pool unclean and disgusting pays off, as volunteers line up to help you clean it for the weekend.

Virgo:  This week, Costco will run out of hotdogs.  You’ll be fucking amazed at that.

Libra:  Your front lawn memorial to fallen troops is protested by your neighbors.  They say it’s because Stormtroopers only exist in the Star Wars movies, but that doesn’t matter to you.

Scorpio:  You’ll discover that this is the wrong week to do a dare bang inside a veterans cemetery.

Sagittarius:  Your attempt at cooking the world’s largest hot dog starts the world’s largest weenie-roast-related forest fire.

Capricorn:  You decide to work this weekend, but you spend most of the time reading text messages from your friends like, “Working?  Today?  Are you retarded?”

Aquarius:  On this solemn day, you remember war isn’t funny, unless it’s on YouTube.

Pisces:  You will discover that wandering your neighborhood and drifting into random barbecues is a pretty easy way to get free hamburgers this weekend.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, birthday, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, frat boy, funny, future, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Memorial Day, Pisces, predictions, psychic, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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May26

Ryesmore Gets Some Visitors…

by tonyd on May 26, 2012 at 12:02 am

Hey Bros!

Did you know we’re having a Super Frat crossover?  Yep, it’s happening on The Webcomic Factory in Miserable Comedians.

The first installment is here and then today’s is here.

Of course, you might just have to read Miserable Comedians from the beginning.

└ Tags: crossover, Mike Williams, Miserable Comedians, Ryemsore, Super Frat, The Webcomic Factory, Tony DiGerolamo
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