Super Frat

Mar11

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on March 11, 2013 at 12:01 am

Your Pledgemaster may over sleep, but when he awakes at the crack of 2pm, he’s ready to judge everything.

Climate Change: Fratty

Mild winters and trees growing in the arctic seems like a small price to pay for the occasional hurricane.

Facebook: Not Fratty

It’s over people. Move along. I’ll see you at Twitter and Instagram.

Ohio Street Camera Ban: Fratty

Ohio is banning cameras on the street? Makes sense, it’s not like people don’t have phone cameras if something interesting happens. Now, finally, I can jack it in San Diego or at least Columbus.

Jeb Bush: Never Fratty

You gotta be kidding me? I thought he wasn’t as stupid as his brother.

Buying Groceries at Target: Very Fratty

Ben & Jerry’s for less than $2 a pint and frozen pizzas for six bucks? Shit yeah.

New Sim City: Not Fratty

It’s called beta testing people. When I’m wasting time playing games, don’t waste my time with a lot of glitches!

New Sim City Commercial: Fratty

Don’t blame Adam. His commercial rocks.

Picking a Pope: Not Fratty

I’m sick of hearing about it. Just flip a God damned coin or something.

Bieber Hating: Not Really Fratty

If you don’t like his music, fine. I don’t. But Christ, get over yourself. No one cares what you hate. Move on or you’re just a troll.

Homemade Ice Cream Sandwiches: Extremely Fratty

Make two sheets of giant cookie, crank out some homemade ice cream, slap that shit together and you got a party for all but the lactose intolerant.

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Mar10

Your Fratoscope: March 10, 2013

by tonyd on March 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week: You’ll wake up on campus naked with no memory of the night before. Fortunately, the beard that’s Super Glued to your face is obscuring your identity in the videos that were posted online.

Aries: You will find an Elf in your coffee. He’ll demand more sugar.

Taurus: Let the cops talk first during your arrest, you don’t want to confess to the stuff they haven’t found out about yet.

Gemini: Neil Armstrong will come to you in a dream and insist he left his car keys on the moon by mistake.

Lemini: You will become the first person ever to ski into a cactus.

Cancer: This week, they’ll replace your regular coffee with Folgers Crystals. You won’t notice.

Leo: Lunch with your cousin will get awkward during the make out session.

Virgo: You will get a parking ticket for standing near an expired parking meter. Maybe it’s time to lose some weight.

Libra: You will have a nightmare about fighting a werewolf and realize that you’ve been punching your dog in your sleep.

Scorpio: Your sexual romp with the bowling alley attendant will leave you smelling like balls.

Sagittarius: You will put your neighbor’s ladder away before leaving for your trip and strand him on the roof for the weekend.

Capricorn: Your farts will finally get so bad, you’ll actually stop playing video games to go outside.

Aquarius: The newspaper boy will throw a Kindle on your stoop instead.