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Apr13

Ten Things You’ll Never See in North Korea

by tonyd on April 13, 2013 at 12:01 am

1. This website.

2.  Hipsters

3.  A line at the Apple store

4.  The Onion

5.  Wild Flamingos

6.  A Big Mac

7.  South Koreans with any sense of direction

8.  Benjamin Franklin

9.  The Batman

10. Team America

 

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Apr12

Rewritten Headlines: Charlie Brown to Taco Bell

by tonyd on April 12, 2013 at 12:01 am

Red Headed Girl Finally Has Enough

Pentagon to Ask for More Money

Google to Control Afterlife

Blood Sucking Gets Much Cuter

Racism to Get High Tech

Rice Normally Has Some Lead Apparently

Facebook to Take Over Government

Drug Addicts Getting More Clever

People with Morals Considered “Protesters”

Taco Bell May Close in Seven Years

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Apr10

Twitter in Focus: Andrew “Dice” Clay

by tonyd on April 10, 2013 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is the Dice Man himself, Andrew Clay.  I once saw Dice live in L.A. at a open mic night and let me tell you, he was funny as Hell.  Don’t sell Dice short, bros.  Now let’s see if his tweets match up.

@TheRealDiceClay

February 27th:  “Who watched Tosh.0 tonight?! Great workin with Daneil Tosh! Talented funny guy ! & lots of fun http://say.ly/lku5g8f”

Oh, yeah, that was a good one.  Your cameo was a total surprise.

February 27th:  “What do you guys think of me doing a podcast??? Let’s just say its in the works….”

I could see it.  Bill Burr’s is excellent.

February 28th:  “Gettin ready for my show tonight at Stand Up Live in Phoenix AZ …..who’s cummin ?!??”

Good town, Phoenix.  Hot as shit, but might be nice in February.

March 18th:  “So I met this girl Patty taday ..,.,, she bleached then dyed her asshole green in honor of St Patricks Day…….I t… http://say.ly/lwB5oaa”

Ho!

March 28th:  “Back at Hard Rock tonight with @ejkerrigan gonna be good….”

Eleanor Kerrigan, she from the Philly area.  I know, most stand up comics avoid Philly like the plague.  Can’t blame ya.  We booed Santa.

March 30th:  “Friday nights suck balls in Vegas! A lot of shows are dark … But I’m still standing… Ya hea? I like this crowd tho, @ejkerrigan is killin it., walking out now!”

Hey, you gotta hit the Bunny Ranch at some point.

March 31st:  “I love Pin-Up piglets, they really make my dick jump…. Anyone go ta that Viva thing this weekend in Vegas?? Hope yous have a Nice Easter”

Pin-up Piglets?  Must be a Vegas thing.  Can’t find them on Google.

April 1st:  “Just finished last show of week at Hard Rock Las Vegas w/ @ejkerrigan …great crowds, THANKS….. goin to get a drink now”

Where do the comics go after a show?  Private bar?  Strip club?  Definitely not another comedy club I’m guessing.

April 3rd:  “Someone asked me why I still wear the Leathers!?! What do yous think??? Should I go tux?!”

I could see a transition to it.  Frank Sinatra wore one and it is Vegas.

Okay, let’s rate Dice’s tweets.  I’d like to learn more about his behind-the-scenes goings-on in Vegas.  Nice pics.  Minimum plugs.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, an 8 for Style and an 8 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 7.3, but I’m awarding a bonus to make it an even 9, because I like Dice and you should follow him.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

 

 

 

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Apr08

Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club

by tonyd on April 8, 2013 at 12:34 am

Yeah, I went through my strip club phase.  I sort of miss them.  But mostly, I miss all the money I spent.  And the boobies.  But here’s Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Strip Club.

1.  A G-string that will hold change.

2.  A DJ that plays songs longer than three minutes.

3.  Female patrons that aren’t overcompensating by trying to be “one of the guys”.

4.  A decently cooked meal for under $25.

5.  A television with Sports Center on.

6.  An STD self-diagnosis station.

7.  A special VIP section for “Stripper Dads”.

8. A lending library for customers who get bored.

9. A zero drink minimum.

10.  A day care center.

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