Twitter in Focus: Fahim Anwar
on April 6, 2016 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedian Fahim Anwar. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
April 1st: “Shoutout to Daredevil for bringing stabbing back.”
Really? They gave him a knife instead of that baton that allows him to swing around the city? What does he stab into buildings? I gotta see that show.
April 1st: “If I were Daredevil I’d say “STOP, I’M BLIND!!!!” the minute I started to get the shit kicked out of me.”
Well, it’s likely he gets the jump on everyone because he gets a better parking space.
April 1st: “Check me out on @thecarmichaelshow this Sunday! It’s a great episode the lovely @thegynomite wrote!”
Nice. I have to watch that show.
April 1st: “Bloomington, IN! I’m at the @comedyattic tonight and tomorrow! Click on their Twitter, go to the website and ya know…fuckin’ figure it out”
Damn, I was gonna go. But if I have to click…
April 1st: “Walking around the IU campus. Everyone looks 12. And some of the 12 year olds are balding.”
Damn dude. You can never go back.
April 1st: “A fun game if laws or ethics didn’t exist would be to see if you could locate and murder someone solely based off their snapchat feed.”
It could be a GTA 5 plugin.
April 2nd: “Hey Bloomington, how many weird and specific banks does your town have?”
Ah, so that’s where America’s money is stored.
April 2nd: “so this is one of the best live performances ever: https://youtu.be/GK4lD3Uf8_o & this is one of the best remixes ever: http://awe.sm/aP7IC”
He sorta reminds me of this guy, only with hair.
April 2nd: “Bloomington! 2 more shows tonight @comedyattic. I forgot to pack a comb but I’m buying one today. My shit will look dope. Don’t miss it.”
Man, he is burning up Twitter.
April 2nd: “It’s cool how the Final Four is being played on a giant karate tournament mat.”
If a fight breaks out, no one gets hurt.
April 3rd: “Waiters will say “Hope you saved room for dessert” no matter the time of day. Bitch I just had pancakes.”
Well, maybe you have to open your mind up to different desserts. After pancakes, maybe a salad?
April 4th: “Guys, I drove to Del Taco in D3 the whole time. Boy do I have egg on my face.”
Is that the opposite of 3D?
Okay, let’s rate Fahim’s tweets. First, he is on it. Tweeting away. Minimum plugs, plenty of genuineness. I give him an 8 for Style, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 8. Follow Fahim.
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