Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian Fahim Anwar.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.


April 1st:  “Shoutout to Daredevil for bringing stabbing back.”

Really?  They gave him a knife instead of that baton that allows him to swing around the city?  What does he stab into buildings?  I gotta see that show.

April 1st:  “If I were Daredevil I’d say “STOP, I’M BLIND!!!!” the minute I started to get the shit kicked out of me.”

Well, it’s likely he gets the jump on everyone because he gets a better parking space.

April 1st:  “Check me out on @thecarmichaelshow this Sunday! It’s a great episode the lovely wrote!”

Nice.  I have to watch that show.

April 1st:  “Bloomington, IN! I’m at the tonight and tomorrow! Click on their Twitter, go to the website and ya know…fuckin’ figure it out”

Damn, I was gonna go.  But if I have to click…

April 1st:  “Walking around the IU campus. Everyone looks 12. And some of the 12 year olds are balding.”

Damn dude.  You can never go back.

April 1st:  “A fun game if laws or ethics didn’t exist would be to see if you could locate and murder someone solely based off their snapchat feed.”

It could be a GTA 5 plugin.

April 2nd:  “Hey Bloomington, how many weird and specific banks does your town have?”

Ah, so that’s where America’s money is stored.

April 2nd:  “so this is one of the best live performances ever: & this is one of the best remixes ever:

He sorta reminds me of this guy, only with hair.

April 2nd:  “Bloomington! 2 more shows tonight . I forgot to pack a comb but I’m buying one today. My shit will look dope. Don’t miss it.”

Man, he is burning up Twitter.

April 2nd:  “It’s cool how the Final Four is being played on a giant karate tournament mat.”

If a fight breaks out, no one gets hurt.

April 3rd:  “Waiters will say “Hope you saved room for dessert” no matter the time of day. Bitch I just had pancakes.”

Well, maybe you have to open your mind up to different desserts.  After pancakes, maybe a salad?

April 4th:  “Guys, I drove to Del Taco in D3 the whole time. Boy do I have egg on my face.”

Is that the opposite of 3D?

Okay, let’s rate Fahim’s tweets.  First, he is on it.  Tweeting away.  Minimum plugs, plenty of genuineness.  I give him an 8 for Style, a 7 for Insanity and a 9 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Follow Fahim.

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