Your Fratoscope: June 4, 2017
on June 4, 2017 at 1:48 am
If your birthday is this week: Your cake explodes, but the shrapnel is delicious.
Aries: You will accidentally quit the Internet and have to start over by watching cat videos for six weeks.
Taurus: The stars say, your dentist enjoys the smell of your breath a little too much.
Gemini: Your robot will apply for a small business loan.
Lemini: You will be outsmarted by a wheel of cheese.
Cancer: Your lawn will become infested with leprechauns.
Leo: You’ll brush up against a celebrity and catch Russel Crowe Syndrome.
Virgo: Your pie will be delivered by an ancestor of one of the original stooges, but he just plates it for you.
Libra: The usher isn’t hitting on you, you just never gave him your ticket.
Scorpio: Your dating profile will get an STD.
Sagittarius: You will enjoy a hilarious sandwich.
Capricorn: Your significant other will remind you that they’re just a figment of your imagination.
Aquarius: You will post something that starts an argument on Facebook, but ends an argument on Twitter.
Pisces: You’ll be selling comics at the Jersey Shore Comic Book Show on Sunday, June 4th from 10 to 4pm in Smithville, NJ and spend the rest of the week counting your money.
