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Ten Things I’d Like to See on National Doughnut Day
on June 3, 2017 at 1:42 am
- All crime is legal inside any Krispy Kreme.
- All-doughnut theme parade with float-sized doughnuts.
- Like Fat Tuesday, only if you see tits you gotta give the girls doughnuts.
- Doughnut horseshoe game, but played with Boston creams.
- If you get pulled over for speeding, you automatically go free if you give the cop a glazed doughnut.
- Any fast food joint with a deep fryer must make you donut holes for free with any meal.
- Santa returns and hands out jelly doughnuts to anyone that was good.
- Dunkin’ Donuts will throw one doughnut at you and if you catch it in your mouth, it’s free.
- All workers have the option to be paid in doughnuts just for that day.
- National Referendum deciding whether to spell doughnut or donut.
