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It’s time for the news. Well, not the whole news. Why read boring articles when our crack Rewritten News Team can give it all away in rewritten headline?

Real: Gadhafi’s Death Answer Four-Year Old’s Prayers

Rewritten: Four-Year Old Has Some Dark Fucking Prayers

Real: Jersey Shore, The Season Four Finale:  Caio Italia

Rewritten: Mentally Challenged Americans to Return Home Soon

Real: Will China Take Over the Moon?

Rewritten: Moon Will Have Stores Full of Incredibly Cheap, Plastic Crap

Real: CDC:  First-Time State Data Shows Midwest and West Highest in Contemplating Suicide

Rewritten: East Coast Pizza Still the Best

Real: Mobile Phone Brain Cancer Link Rejected

Rewritten: Mobile Phone Lobbyist Earn Paycheck