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May11

Your Fratoscope: May 11, 2014

by tonyd on May 11, 2014 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Check your birthday omelette for bottle caps, the cook’s been drinking. Aries:  Your hat will blow away, but fortunately your stalker is nearby to hand it back to you. Taurus:  You Star Trek fan […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May10

Ten Things You’ll Never See as Mother’s Day Gifts

by tonyd on May 10, 2014 at 12:01 am

1.  Lingerie 2.  A DVD porno 3.  A coffin 4.  One of those boxes with a spring loaded boxing glove 5.  Any technological item made after 2005. 6.  Free lap dance 7.  A pet monkey 8.  A trip to the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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May09

Rewritten Headlines: Goats to Street Pooping

by tonyd on May 9, 2014 at 12:01 am

Croatia Full of Radiation Not Grrrrreat PBS Teaching Orwell Addict Gets Help, Now Less Interesting Ugly Fish Makes News Russia Now Asshole Landlord Banks Like Cash Rich Guy Rewrites Own History Hello, my baby!  Hello, my honey! One Billion People […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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