May10

Ten Things You’ll Never See as Mother’s Day Gifts

by tonyd on May 10, 2014 at 12:01 am

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1.  Lingerie

2.  A DVD porno

3.  A coffin

4.  One of those boxes with a spring loaded boxing glove

5.  Any technological item made after 2005.

6.  Free lap dance

7.  A pet monkey

8.  A trip to the Ukraine

9.  Gift certificate to the Sex Toy Emporium

10.  Heroin

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