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Feb08

Rewriten Headlines: Richard III to Magic Johnson

by tonyd on February 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

Family Argues Over Old Corpse Facebook Functioning Normally Cop Might Lose Pension Weather Makes News Company Too Successful Americans Realizing It’s Too Damned Hot Whales Launch Surprise Attack Older Women to Expose Breasts Less Researcher States Obvious to Fatties Deadly […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Feb01

Rewritten Headlines: Geraldo Rivera to Grand Theft Auto V

by tonyd on February 1, 2013 at 12:01 am

Low Rated Congress About to Get Lower Boy Has to Pretend Hostage Situation is Applebee’s Rich Continue To Get Richer Singer Phones it in for Pres Limits of Extreme Sports Found Science is Disgusting Humans Still Winning Fun Found to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan25

Rewritten Headlines: Star Wars to Anonymous

by tonyd on January 25, 2013 at 12:01 am

Star Wars to go From Sucky to Just Confusing Lazy People Watching Bad Movies Keep Company in Business Old Folks Homes Soon to Get Incredibly Interesting Flying Murder Bots Somehow Still Not War Crime Tiny Country Creates Threats to Gain […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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