Feb08

Rewriten Headlines: Richard III to Magic Johnson

by tonyd on February 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

Family Argues Over Old Corpse

Facebook Functioning Normally

Cop Might Lose Pension

Weather Makes News

Company Too Successful

Americans Realizing It’s Too Damned Hot

Whales Launch Surprise Attack

Older Women to Expose Breasts Less

Researcher States Obvious to Fatties

Deadly Kill Bots Mentioned as Possible Thing That’s Important

McDonald’s Scouting Out New Locations

Man Urges Government to Cure Him Faster

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