Feb22

Drunk Counter Drunk: The Iraq War

by tonyd on February 22, 2010 at 4:51 am

Hey bros!

We’re premiering Lead Pipe Entertainment’s YouTube channel with a little show I put together called Drunk Counter Drunk. It’s the only show where drunk people debate the issues of the day! Post in the comments section who you think won the debate. Donna on the Left or Tom on the right.

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Feb19

Frat Boy At the Movies: Edge of Darkness

by tonyd on February 19, 2010 at 1:24 am

Edge of Darkness is an above-average thriller based on a 1985 BBC TV series starring Mel Gibson and directed by Martin Campbell  (who directed Casino Royale).  I’ve read other reviews of this movie and all their complaints seem to be that the plot is too simple.  I thought it was perfectly serviceable for the movie.  It’s not really about the mystery, per se.

From the moment the movie opens, you realize that Mel is going to get revenge, so what’s the point of trying to make it such a surprise?  The only real surprise would’ve been that it was somehow Mel’s fault or that he doesn’t find the killer at the end.  I thought Gibson was pretty good in the movie.  It’s the lines they use in the trailer that make it sound kind of corny.  The whole father-daughter thing is very sad.

And Mel doesn’t just charge from one plot point to another.  Campbell makes the major events a surprise, yet they integrate well in the Boston setting.

It is a dark and kind of depressing movie, because what its really about is how people in power have all the control and the best the people on the bottom can hope for is to hurt some of the higher ups on their way out.  The bodies pile up in this movie, but not in the way you might think.

I give Edge of Darkness 8 out of 10 keggers.  Totally worth seeing, definitely a good rental.

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Feb18

Who is Full of Awesome? with Tony DiGerolamo

by tonyd on February 18, 2010 at 3:01 am

sf-tony-avatar.jpg with Tony DiGerolamo

Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors are so cool and righteous that they should be deemed “Full of Awesome”.

Hey bros.  I love to acknowledge those that are Full of Awesome.  Some day I might need them to save my life or my sandwich, either one is very important to me.  Here now are this week’s heroes.

– First, let’s give credit to the Obama Administration for doing something right.  This week they granted illegal Haitians an 18 month reprieve so they don’t have to go back for a while.  Welcome to America!  Please don’t point out the irony when our country falls apart.

–  Next up, Mistah Shit would like everyone to give a huge awesome wave to the Iowa Pharmacy Board that opened the door to medical marijuana.  Nice job Iowans!  Who knew the middle of the country could be so awesomely progressive?

– And how about the 79 year-old Naperville man that survived four days stranded on an island?  His own wife thought he might’ve been dead of a heart attack.  I mean, it’s manly enough to sail a boat at that age, but to go all LOST by yourself?  Nice, old bro!

–  A big glass of awesome to a lawyer from San Antonio that returned a stolen antique telescope that his client stole.  See?  Lawyers do nice things too.  The astronomer was grateful to have his $25,000 telescope back.

–  Finally, stop yelling at teenagers, they’re not all bad.  One saved a family from an oncoming train when their car got stuck on the tracks.  Nice save bro!  We’d save you a spot at Ryesmore, but you’re already too smart to attend here.

Think someone is full of awesome? Email suggestions to thefixisin@comcast.net or post in the message board.

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Feb18

Who Should Eat a Dick

by tonyd on February 18, 2010 at 1:13 am

sf-chris-avatar.jpg  with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors are so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

— The 52-year-old Tampa, FL man who attempted to set his 77-year-old father aflame with an improvised blowtorch should take a hot beef injection and eat a dick. SIDE NOTE: The son was charged with “aggravated assault on someone older than 65”. Who knew there was an added age penalty for assault?

— This one is a doozy. A Flint, Michigan man was arrested after reporting his car stolen after he was “robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card“. The car was then discovered by police to be previously stolen! For sheer stupidity in the face of crime, this guy needs to eat a dick. Pronto. Like, express mail a dick to the prison and into his face.

— A dumb crime two-fer! In Riverton, Wyoming, a man stole a bottle of Schnapps and some cough drops, fled, and hid in a nearby building. Only problem was that building turned out to be… a police station. I think I found Flint, Michigan a potential cell mate. This guy should eat a dick and wash it down with those Schnapps.

— And for the hat trick– A California couple was arrested for robbing a check-cashing store that identified one of the robbers because she had previously applied for a job there! Eat a dick, stupid, and maybe try and brush up on your criminal technique in jail.

— The Czech medical team who accidentally left a foot-long surgical tool in a patient’s abdomen should have a foot-long tool left in their mouths and eat a bunch of dicks.

BONUS! This isn’t anything eat-a-dick-worthy, per se, but I just thought this headline was amazing. From Reuters.com: “Chicago has openings for two good men or women”. Yeah, that’s what she said.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.

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