Hey bros!

As my friends know, I know exactly dick about sports.  If all organized sports disappeared tomorrow, my reaction be, “Awesome.  Now nothing can interrupt the Simpsons.”  But that didn’t stop me from trying to write sports jokes for a comedy website.  Here they are:

Sports Jokes

Written by Tony DiGerolamo

Copyright 2009


What’s the difference between the Yankees and Tiger Woods?  The Yankees don’t go to third base with whores.


What’s the difference between Tiger Woods’ putter and his mistresses?  The putter only touches his balls once.


What’s the difference between a farmer planting his field and Tiger Woods?  A farmer doesn’t need to drop his seed everywhere.


How many Detroit Lions does it take to change a light bulb?  It doesn’t matter, they suck.


Why did the Detroit Lions cross the road?  To chase down the football they dropped.


Why did the Detroit Lions walk back across the road?  Because the chicken had scored on them.


How many Detroit Lions fans does it take to change a light bulb?  None.  They like it dark so they only have to see the Lions lose.


Bah-dum-dum!  Keesh!  Thank you!  You’ve been great!  Try the veal!  Good night!