Super Frat

This one is kind of interesting only because it just go turned down. There’s this sketch group out in San Francisco I sometimes sell sketches to. They do music numbers and comedy, mostly on political stuff. They thought this song parody was too long and repetitive. I could see that, but it’s a tough song to parody. I thought I had one good line in it. Anyhow, here’s the real song in a video, which if you haven’t heard, is awesome. Then below, the parody lyrics. Sing along!

Fuck You Mosque Protestors
Written by Tony DiGerolamo
Copyright 2010

(Sung to the tune of “Fuck You” by Cee Lo)

I see you protesting a mosque that they’re building downtown and I’m like, “Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

I guess Freedom of Religion wasn’t enough and I’m like, “Fuck You and your protest too!”

I said, “If I were Christian, I’d ask just one question…”
Ha, what would Jesus do?
(What would Jesus do?)
And although you think you’re a hero
For protecting Ground Zero,
“Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

Oh, can’t you see? This country is free?
But that don’t mean you can’t get upset.
A community center, makes life a little better,
Don’t give your fellow Americans shit.

I pity you fooooools,
That protest this with you.
(Thinking with fear’s shitty.)
Well…
(You don’t even live in the city.)
Oooooooo, I’ve got some news for you.
I remember what the Constitution says.

I see you protesting a mosque that they’re building downtown and I’m like, “Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

I guess Freedom of Religion wasn’t enough and I’m like, “Fuck You and your protest too!”

I said, “If I were Christian, I’d ask just one question…”
Ha, what would Jesus do?
(What would Jesus do?)
And although you think you’re a hero
For protecting Ground Zero,
“Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

Now I know, that come tomorrow,
You’ll get distracted by other news.
A country divided should be united.
Cause fighting amongst ourselves we’ll lose.

I pity the fooooools,
That protest this with you.
(Thinking with fear’s shitty.)
Well…
(You don’t even live in the city.)
Oooooooo, I’ve got some news for you.
Don’t you people have anything better to do?

I see you protesting a mosque that they’re building downtown and I’m like, “Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

I guess Freedom of Religion wasn’t enough and I’m like, “Fuck You and your protest too!”

I said, “If I were Christian, I’d ask just one question…”
Ha, what would Jesus do?
(What would Jesus do?)
And although you think you’re a hero
For protecting Ground Zero,
“Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

Now baby, baby, baby,
Why ya wanna see the building so gone?
(So gone, so gone, so gone.)
Don’t know they got a mosque
Right inside the US Pentagon?
(Been there, so long, so long.)

Uhhh!
Why?
Uhhh!
Why?
Uhh!
Why, you protest?

Oh!
Get over it!
Oh!
It’s just a building!
Ohhhh!

I see you protesting a mosque that they’re building downtown and I’m like, “Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!

I guess Freedom of Religion wasn’t enough and I’m like, “Fuck You and your protest too!”

I said, “If I were Christian, I’d ask just one question…”
Ha, what would Jesus do?
(What would Jesus do?)
And although you think you’re a hero
For protecting Ground Zero,
“Fuck You”, ooo, ooo, ooo!