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Apr09

What I’d Like to See Happen: Comic Books

by tonyd on April 9, 2012 at 12:01 am

What I’d Like to See Happen:  Comic Books

By Tony DiGerolamo

Fans that know me, know that I’ve been making comic books for quite a while.  After a long history in print, I eventually migrated over to webcomics and prior to all that, I hosted a nationally syndicated TV show (The Comic Book Show) which covered the comic book industry.  Now let me preface this rant by saying, I’m not one of those old comic fans that longs for the days of the late 60’s and early 70’s when everyone was rushing to the comic book store to read Spiderman or Batman.  I enjoy the medium to a great deal, but that past is as dead as stagecoaches and the telegraph.  But like a lot of creators in the medium, it’s frustrating to watch it rarely live up to its potential.

When Superman died in the early 90’s, everyone jumped on the comic book band wagon.  That was the print comic book industry’s last hurrah.  No one knew it at the time.  I was doing my TV show then.  The excesses of the industry at that time were not limited to the johnny-come-lately comic book publishers that jumped into it to make a quick buck or even the major publishers, whose excesses were pretty extreme.  I met new, indie comic creators during that time that adopted the same attitude towards there fans.  One in particular had t-shirts, frisbees, bumper stickers and a whole host of other merchandise at a show and no comic book.  It was like trying to sell out before you even made it.  At that moment, creators big and small had the opportunity, the money and the fan base to really expand the medium into something beyond it’s niche audience.  Instead, it collectively chose to squeeze as much money out of the new fans as it could until it died.

Then webcomics emerged.  Webcomics didn’t suddenly make us rich, but it did remove two major stumbling blocks: the overhead with regards to printing (which is expensive) and the exposure to the world (which had been strangled down to basically one distributor).  And, whereas, the print comics were dominated by superheroes for decades, webcomics finally made it so easy that literally anyone could post one.  Now every topic imaginable is out there and some are extremely successful.  But despite all their success, webcomics haven’t totally “hit” yet.  You don’t see many news pieces on webcomics and even the comic book journalists are only just now covering them with any kind of regularity.  What happens when webcomics emerge on the world stage as a full blown, acceptable medium that something close to a majority of people read?

Here’s what I’d like to see happen:  I’d like to see the major publishers continue to hold onto their income by doing the digital downloads and charging money for them.  I think the longer they do this, the worse off they’re going to be because of the cyclical nature of comic book universes.  Each incarnation of the major characters seem to peak with a new talent.  In the ruthless pursuit of sales, publishers tend to pick stories that up the ante far too quickly, forcing the peak and then killing the sales when either the pay off doesn’t live up to expectations or the new creative team moves in.  The big publishers are going to have to learn a harsh lesson: It’s all about the talent, not the trademarks.

Webcomics emerge as the dominant digital art form.  More corporate, work-for-hire ones emerge as well, but these tend to be short lived.  None of them can really hit it big because of the low level nature of the hits, the money and the cyclical nature of the fandom.  Some get popular for a while, but the moment they start to fade, most companies axe them.  Webcomic fans like corporate webcomics, but not to the extent of the creator-controlled ones.  The creator controlled ones go far beyond what any corporate website can offer because the corporation has to pay for every offer, while the creator does it for free because of his emotional investment, whether or not his webcomic is successful.

“Success” also continues to be loosely defined in the webcomic world.  Unlike print comics which tended to ruthlessly worship what was popular and hold award ceremonies mostly designed just to beef up sales, webcomic analysis goes deeper because people can actually read all the webcomics for free.  You don’t need to rely on a source to tell you what’s good, you can simply go there and find out for yourself.  And analysis of said webcomics continues to be truthful for the same reason, forcing webcomic journalists to be far more truthful and on the point than their predecessors in print.  The model of offering the webcomic for free continues to dominate and as print really begins to die off, more fans move into the webcomic “circle”.  With more fans, more are willing to donate and support their favorite webcomics voluntarily.

And while pay-by-the-issue digital downloads eventually becomes an unworkable model, the format is reserved for specials, one-shots and graphic novels.  Webcomic creators offer them as well as extras and for fans that just like the alternate format.  Hollywood attempts to co-opt the webcomic world as they did with the print comics, but they quickly find it too unwieldy.  There are no big companies to buy, so they are forced to deal with creators one-on-one.  And, just as the Internet is beginning to free celebrities who can bring their talent directly to their fans, so too does the Internet free comic creators from the publishers that want to control them.

I don’t know.  Sound too far fetched?  Well, I’d like to see it happen.

Copyright 2012
└ Tags: art form, Batman, celebrities, comic books, commentary, digital, digital downloads, direct, downloads, excesses, graphic novels, Hollywood, journalism, one-shots, publishers, rant, specials, Spiderman, Super Frat, the 60's, the 70's, the 90's, Tony DiGerolamo, webcomics, What I'd Like to See Happen
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Apr08

Your Easter Fratoscope

by tonyd on April 8, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:   That gopher you buried under a rock three days ago, pushes it away and runs into the woods.  Eleven of the other 12 gophers follow him.

Aries:  You will vow never to drink on Easter ever again.  You will also discover that passing green, artificial basket fluff is extremely painful to your lower intestine.

Taurus:  You find your Easter basket empty because the Easter Bunny Hates You.

Gemini:  You will find a very drunk Santa in your living room demanding to know the exact date.  When you tell him, he’ll mutter.  “Oh, fuck me.”

Lemini:   You will find a chocolate statue of yourself in your Easter basket.  Biting into causes you to spontaneously bleed.

Cancer:   The stars say, someone will finally explain just how Easter works to you, as they are sick of your elaborate traps to capture Jesus.

Leo:   Your Ten Commandments movie watching party is a huge success, but your landlord complains about the lamb’s blood all over your front door.

Virgo:   You will clothesline an 8 year-old during an egg hunt.  The candy you get will be the sweetest of all.

Libra:  You will find out if you can die of Peeps poisoning.

Scorpio:   You will discover that sex in a bunny costume doesn’t do much for you, but it does emotionally scar the children in the mall standing in line to see the Easter Bunny.

Sagittarius:  Turns out, your wife is right, going to the mall is a bad idea today.

Capricorn:  This week, your Easter fireworks display burns the image of a crucified Jesus into your front lawn.

Aquarius:  You’ll run into Jesus at an Easter celebration.  When he sees the basket of candy you’ve brought he’ll just sigh sadly and say, “Really?”

Pisces:  You’ll find out your Cinco De Mayo celebration was way early.  You really need to learn how to read a calendar.

└ Tags: Aires, Aquarius, astrology, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, Easter, Easter Bunny, funny, Gemini, horoscope, humor, Jesus, Lemini, Leo, Libra, parody, Peeps, Pisces, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Super Frat, Taurus, The Easter Bunny Hates You, The Ten Commandments, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Easter Fratoscope, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Apr07

Rewritten Headlines: Santorum to Salmonella

by tonyd on April 7, 2012 at 12:01 am

And now our Rewritten News team brings you today’s top stories the way you like it.  Honest.  Hard-hitting.  Tactless.  This is the Rewritten News!

Real: Santorum Finds Home Turf Lucrative

Rewritten: People in Pennsylvania May Not Be Getting Enough Oxygen

Real: Awkward Panda Romance Ends Without Success

Rewritten: Pandas Have Yet to Discover Alcohol Benefits

Real: Whom Should Mitt Romney Pick As His Running Mate?

Rewritten: GOP Mulls Over Potential Political Sacrificial Lamb

Real: Government Freezes GM CEO’s Pay

Rewritten: Millionaire Puts Ivory Back Scratcher Purchase on Hold

Real: Tiger Woods Has a Meltdown on the 16, Shoots 75 at Masters

Rewritten: Tiger Woods Shitty’s Score Still Better Than Yours

Real: President Obama Reaches Out to Female Voters

Rewritten: President Obama to Use Handsomeness to Get Reelected

Real: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Go On a Date

Rewritten: Kim Kardashian Meets Future Ex-Husband

Real: Salmonella Outbreak Infections on the Rise

Rewritten: White Castle Advertising Probably Working Better Than Once Thought

└ Tags: CEO, comedy, date, funny, GM, government, humor, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Mitt Romney, News, Obama, Panda, parody, pay, president, Rewritten Headlines, Salmonella, Santorum, Super Frat, Tiger Woods, Tony DiGerolamo
Apr06

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Hunger Games

by tonyd on April 6, 2012 at 1:06 am

The Hunger Games, based on the book, is about a dystopian future where the world and/or US is divided into 12 districts and each year they sacrifice one boy and girl to fight to the death in a television Running Man-esqe show called The Hunger Games.  Jennifer Lawrence, who is awesome in Winter’s Bone if you haven’t seen it, is pretty awesome in this.  Stanley Tucci, Elizabeth Banks, Woody Harrleson and Lenny Kravitz play the host and the main character’s support team respectively.

The movie is decent, but that’s not really the problem.  The problem is, it’s extraordinarily hard to portray the future.  The same problems with bringing 1984 to the screen, plague this movie.  It’s hard to relate to the characters because most of your time is consumed trying to understand how their world works.  Now, I didn’t read the books, so I went into this movie with only the knowledge I had gleaned from reviews like this at NPR.   That reviewer called the movie “the work of moral cowards” for not portraying the carnage like the book.  I can see some of that in Gary Ross’s direction.  The emphasis is all on the kids and very little on the side characters.

Unfortunately, the side characters explain this world and set what little tone there is.  Consequently, the world isn’t fully formed by the time the games start, so I wasn’t totally on board with what was at stake.  And without the grounding of when this movie takes place, I couldn’t really relate to some of the events.  Obviously either the main character is going to win or there’s going to be some kind of revolution.  Elements of both are hinted at, but ultimately this is Part 1 of 3, so I think the movie makers pulled their punch with some of the material.

Is it good?  Well, it’s entertaining.  But it felt like a long episode of the Twilight Zone or a sci-fi special, not a major motion picture.  This probably would’ve worked much better as a mini-series.  I honestly don’t know how they’re going to make it to the third one and the ending is kind of, well—  It just sort of ends and feels very much like a TV episode.  So, I guess if you’ve read the books and liked them, you’ve probably already seen it.  If you haven’t, I’d say this is more of a rental.  I give it 6 keggers out of 10.

└ Tags: cinema, Elizabeth Banks, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Jennifer Lawrence, keggers, Lenny Kravitz, movie, rating, review, Stanley Tucci, Super Frat, The Hunger Games, Tony DiGerolamo, Woody Harrleson
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