If your birthday is this week: You’ll finally get that gold medal you wanted. Just get out of Michael Phelps’s apartment before he comes back.
Aries: Your vampire buddy will tell you that it’s okay to invite him in now. Unless you want to work nights, don’t believe him.
Taurus: You will discover that your bookie is just a guy that works at Subway sandwiches who pretends to place your bet and keeps your money.
Gemini: You boss gives you the day off, but only to make sure the embezzling evidence is in your desk for the Feds.
Lemini: You’ll shave your head to show camaraderie with your friend, but it turns out he doesn’t have cancer. He’s just a heroine addict.
Cancer: The good news is, you’ll win your duel. The bad news is, you’ll be arrested for murder.
Leo: The stars say, even though you paid to be on that golf course, golf carts are not complimentary.
Virgo: You ventriloquist dummy comes to life and sues you for sexual harassment.
Libra: A half-man, half-shark will emerge from the surf on your beach and ask to borrow $20.
Scorpio: See a doctor this week. That edible underwear you ate was just regular underwear.
Sagittarius: Your roommate will stop stealing your Russian dressing because now he’s just spitting into it. Your move.
Capricorn: That Frisbee you threw back in 1994 will land on your couch covered in passport stickers.
Aquarius: Your computer will crash. Well, technically, everything in the car crashes in the accident. You should try to do Facebook and drive.
Pisces: You had a meal at the greatest restaurant known to man. This week, you’ll be happily digesting.
This better-than-average Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis vehicle centers around North Carolina election for Congressman and the two rich guys (Dan Aykroyd and John Lithgow) who secret fund it. Ferrell plays Cam Brady, a career politician in his fourth term about to run unopposed for his fifth. The rich guys (Aykroyd and Lithgow) are the Motch brothers an obvious nod to the Koch brothers, currently pouring money into the presidential election.
When Brady gets caught up in a scandal, the Motches decide to run Marty Huggins (Galifianakis) against him. But Marty kind of an effeminate weirdo with two pugs and a local travel business. Fortunately for him, the Motches send the ruthless Tim Wattley (Dylan McDermott), who nearly steals the show as Huggins’ shadowy campaign manager. The funniest moments tend to be early on when Cam makes blunder after blunder and Marty transforms into a political dynamo. Jason Sudeikis plays Cam’s campaign manager, but it’s pretty much a straight man role for him.
One of the drawbacks of this movie is that there are scenes in the commercial that do no appear in the film. For some reason, the crossbow shot is actually a gun in the movie. I thought the crossbow is funnier, but I guess the commercial couldn’t show that? Weird. Nothing pisses me off more than having teases of the DVD. I paid ten-fucking-fifty to see this movie, I’m not renting or buying the DVD. If I wanted to do that, I would’ve just waited a few months.
Also, every major cable TV news icon does a cameo. I found it both funny and kind of upsetting at the same time. Don’t these “journalists” have more important things to do? Also, two running gags in the movie only get done twice. Where’s the third follow up? Gotta do comedies in threes.
Marty eventually realizes he’s sold his soul to politics and that it’s ruined the good man he was. You can pretty much write the rest, but still, not bad. Political junkies will note the asides to famous political scandals throughout the movie. Those not-so-political will still probably get a good laugh or two, especially at Cam’s last TV commercial.
Should you rent it? Well, I was going to say “no”, but now that I realize there are probably cut scenes on the DVD, I think I have to say wait for Netflix or rental. But if you’re up for a comedy, you could do a whole lot worse than The Campaign. You’re not going to rave about it, but you probably won’t feel that you completely wasted you money. Unless of course, you wanted to see the extra scenes.
I give The Campaign 6 out of 10 keggers.
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