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Your Fratoscope: September 30, 2012

by tonyd on September 30, 2012 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, that dog you let in isn’t yours.  You don’t have a dog.

Aries:   You will get drunk and take a shit in an instantamatic photo booth.  And you’ll have the pictures to prove it.

Taurus:  Your beer drinking, tailgating party comes to abrupt end when you realize that you’re still driving.

Gemini:  You get home from the video store and realize that you’ve accidentally bought a game called “Borders Books Land 2” by mistake.  That’s probably why it was only a dollar.

Lemini:  The ghost of Eddie will visit you and sing Two Minutes to Midnight.  You’ll comment that not only didn’t you know Eddie was dead, you didn’t know he was ever alive.

Cancer:  Your skin will peel off.  Not all of it.  Just the part on your face.

Leo:  This week, that kitten you flushed down the toilet will return for his revenge.

Virgo:  You give up gambling again.  Probably because you’ve lost all your money.

Libra:  You discover why your cab driver doesn’t speak English and won’t take you anywhere, you’ve jumped in the back seat of some random foreigner’s car.

Scorpio:  Your art jam devolves into an orgy and then, shockingly, into a Simpsons watching party.  Maybe you’re getting too old for art jams.

Sagittarius:  Your discount wine tasting tour takes you on a tour of some of the East Coast’s worst prisons and best toilet wine.

Capricorn:  The bad news is, you are being followed, the good news is the guy following you will completely distract the serial killer that’s be stalking you.

Aquarius:  You will discover a finger in your TV dinner, but it’s the last one and you are really hungry.

Pisces:  The boss from TV’s Bewitched will appear in your kitchen and demand to know how to return to the 70’s.

└ Tags: Aquarius, Aries, astrology, Bewitched, Cancer, Capricorn, comedy, funny, Gemini, horscope, humor, Lemini, Leo, Libra, Pisces, predictions, Sagittarius, Scorpio, signs, Super Frat, Taurus, Tony DiGerolamo, Virgo, Your Fratoscope, zodiac
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Sep29

Frat Boy At the Movies: The Master

by tonyd on September 29, 2012 at 3:43 am

Paul Thomas Anders directs this movie, which is kind of like the origin of Scientology, mixed with a period drama.  Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the cult leader, Amy Adams is his domineering wife and Joaquin Phoenix plays one of the most messed up characters ever.

The plot is straight forward, but only if viewed at a distance after seeing the entire movie.  Each event is full of unnecessary murkiness that makes it hard to follow.  Some scenes appear in the trailer that are not in the movie, but since the events in the movie just sort of ambles, it’s not really an issue.  Joaquin is Freddie, a severely traumatized alcoholic, fresh from World War 2.  His life unravels and he finds himself a stowaway on a party boat.  The party turns out to be a cult party for something called “The Cause”, Phillip Seymour Hoffman character’s group.  Hoffman’s character tries to help Freddie, but soon you have to wonder who really needs the help.

Thomas has a slow paced style of directing and a roundabout way of telling a story.  The movie challenges you to dissect it.  But it also basks in the period, making it feel a little bit like a play.  The performances are powerful and Joaquin definitely deserves a nod at an Oscar for this one.  His performance is a little unnerving.  This is a movie for people who like more challenging art.  In fact, it feels more like a performance piece than a movie at times.  But from an entertainment perspective, it’s not all that engrossing.  When I find myself confused or squirming in my chair, it’s not nuance, it’s lack on interesting things going on on the screen.

I give The Master 7 out of 10 keggers.  It’s really more of a rental and although the events aren’t that spectacular, the performances are pretty amazing.

└ Tags: Amy Adams, art, cinema, cult, drama, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Joaquin Phoenix, movie, murky, Oscar, Paul Thomas Anderson, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, rating, review, Scientology, The Cause, The Master, Tony DiGerolamo
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Sep29

Rewritten Headlines: Ferris Wheels to Republicans

by tonyd on September 29, 2012 at 12:01 am

Boring Ride Gets Larger

Arnold Has Bigger Penis Than Previously Thought

Canadians Still Out of Work

Politician Changes Her Mind Regarding Murdering Psychopaths

Comic Book Plot Actual Reality

Bug Terrorists Continue With Plans

U.S. Government Finally Catches on to Spam

Steve Jobs Missed

Even Wall Street Journal Uneasy About Murdering Robots

U.S. Still Can’t Stay Out of Fights

Voter Registration Firm Not Evil Enough

└ Tags: apple, Arnold Schwarzenegger, boring, Canadians, comedy, comic book, Drones, Ferris Wheel, funny, GOP, Hockey, humor, MEK, meteorite, News, parody, politician, Rewritten Headlines, Rewritten News, satire, Steve Jobs, Super Frat, Syria, Tony DiGerolamo, Voter Registration, Wall Street Journal, Werewolf
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Sep28

Frat Boy At the Movies: End of Watch

by tonyd on September 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

If you had to list every event that happens in a generic cop movie, End of Watch would probably hit 9 out of 10 of those.  But despite strong performances by leads Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña, there isn’t anything in End of Watch you catch catch on two random episodes of Law and Order or Southland or any one of a number cop dramas on TV.

The movie is marketed as two cops who come across something the Cartel needs so badly, they’re marked for death.  But really, the plot is more like two cops just happen to bust one too many Cartel members.  This is a bit of a spoiler, but here’s what really bothers me about the plot:  The two cops shake down a gang member, then stake out his place and that leads to an encounter with Cartel members.  But later, that same gang member is recruited to kill the two cops, the implication being that they will move up in the Cartel if they complete the hit.  But if that’s the case, and these gang members are still Cartel-wannabes, why would the Cartel member that gets caught be there?  In the world of organized crime, this doesn’t work.

Also, the crimes the cops bust up get increasingly dramatic, but there’s no one thing that really sets off the Cartel and that’s the implication in the trailer.  To me, that would’ve been far more interesting.  After a couple of events, you realize the movie is just going for shock value.  And while the relationship between the two cops is good, the actual cop stuff is a little over the top.  Anna Kendrick plays Gyllenhaal’s love interest, but this isn’t really central to the plot.

Overall, I would say this is the opposite of Training Day.  Training Day was a movie that drove forward with a relentless pace and had a specific goal.  End of Watch just kind of splatters cop movie all over the place with nothing really new to add.  This is a rental at best.  I give End of Watch a 4 out of 10 keggers.

└ Tags: Anna Kendrick, cartel, cinema, cops, crime, End of Watch, film, Frat Boy at the Movies, Jake Gyllenhaal, keggers, Michael Peña, movie, police, rating, review, Super Frat, Tony DiGerolamo, Training Day
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