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May08

Twitter in Focus: Bo Burnham

by tonyd on May 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian Bo Burnham.  He’s that funny guy with the piano.  Let’s see how he plays his tweets.

@boburnham

May 2nd:  “Five minutes until my new show Zach Stone airs on the east coast on MTV. SPREAD THE WORD! I will now shut the fuck up about it. #thankgod”

Ah, crap.  An MTV show I might actually have to watch.  I haven’t seen MTV since Elvis Costello made videos.

May 2nd:  “thank you, east coast, for all the kind words about the first episode of #zachstone. hope you like the rest! #grateful #sighofrelief”

Hmm, if the east coast liked it.  I don’t know.  I’m waiting until central time checks in.  You can always count on central time for a good review.

May 3rd:  “WEST COAST! Only 10 minutes until the premiere of “Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous” on MTV. Yell it out the window! #pacificocean”

Taking over the country a piece at a time.  Interesting strategy.

May 3rd:  “If you missed Zach Stone, you can watch it here: http://www.mtv.com/videos/zach-stone-is-gonna-be-famous-ep-1-pilot/1706704/playlist.jhtml … share it if you liked it! we need all the word of mouth we can get.”

If this is half as funny as Bo’s stand up, it’s going to be genius.  And I’m not just saying that because Bo looks like King Geoffrey from Game of Thrones.

May 3rd:  “New theme song every week! “@rizzo_olivia: I’ve had the Zach Stone is gonna be famous theme song stuck in my head all day hahaha @boburnham””

That totally sounds like Bo’s stand up.

May 3rd:  “i was on CONAN and talked about the Biebs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sdvxEuQkH8 …”

Eh, he’s got millions of dollars.  I’m sure he’ll be fine.

May 3rd:  “Call me old-fashioned but I just want a girl who has a nice personality and a perfect face and flawless body.”

Face is always first more.  You gotta look at that more.

May 4th:  “I start touring my new show, “what.”, tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/6YUl1zS7yw”

Time to buy tickets bros.  You won’t regret it.

May 5th:  “Performing tonight in BOULDER! This week — IOWA CITY, MINNEAPOLIS, MILWAUKEE, CHICAGO, ROYAL OAK. tickets here: http://www.aeglive.com/artists/view/108716/ …”

What did I say?  Central time knows.

May 5th:  “Also FYI — the show I’m touring now is my first completely new show since “words, words, words.” Not completely new since my last tour.”

Man, how do you do a show and tour?  Busy, busy.

May 5th:  “If you saw me last year, you saw parts of this new show in it’s earlier stages. It is now full, finished, BIGGER, STRONGER, UNSTOPPABLE”

Give us a taste, Bo.

May 6th:  “Amazing crowd in Boulder tonight. I had a blast. Thank you to everyone that came out. #what”

Here’s a link to some of Bo’s stuff.

May 6th:  “Regarding some of your concerns. pic.twitter.com/gG2fwAsB4Q”

Yeah, Bo.  Don’t you realize there’s an entire angry, racist and insulting crowd that needs free content?  Youtubers, it’s really hard to pay rent on YouTube.  The man’s not Fred!  Give him a break!

May 6th:  “Just discovered a great new comedian names Louis C.K. Check him out. This guy’s got a lot of potential!”

Just saw Louis’ Arizona show.  It was funny, but actually kind of dark and depressing too.

23 hours ago:  “The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Three Fast and Three Furious, The Fourst and the Fourious, F5st and Fiveious, Cars 6.”

Oddly enough, all those movies were written with a script that had 140 characters or less.

5 hours ago:  “Who has one thumb and is performing in Iowa City tonight? pic.twitter.com/pVlSAwVcYQ”

Ow, that hurt my eyes.

4 hours ago:  “New Ep of #ZachStone Thursday 10:30 on MTV. Zach conquers the music industry by becoming the first Ringtone Artist. http://on.mtv.com/YsGb4s”

I can see you doing that.

Okay, let’s rate Bo’s tweets.  I give him a 7 for Insanity, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6.  Good stuff.  Follow Bo.

And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.

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May07

Tony’s Media Podcast 3

by tonyd on May 7, 2013 at 6:38 pm

The Media Podcast is back!

└ Tags: media, podcast, Super Frat, Tony's Media Podcast, video
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May06

Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dick

by tonyd on May 6, 2013 at 12:01 am

Our pledgemaster may not have a clean pair of underwear, a major or very good personal hygiene, but he has a throne made of beer cans and he sits in judgement!

The Hangover 3:  Not Fratty

If the Hangover franchise was a restaurant franchise, those of us that saw the second one would all be hold up a coupon for a free meal.  See you on Netflix, Mr. Cooper.

The Waffle House:  Always Fratty

For our Southern bros, it’s the only way to eat when it’s 2am and you’re drunk.  What the fuck else is still open down south?

Cinco de Mayo:  Sorta Fratty

If this is an actual holiday for you, then yeah, it’s kinda fratty.  But if you’re just some white dude looking for an excuse to vomit up margaritas, no.

Biting a Dog:  Pretty Fratty

God damn, dude.  You gotta have balls to bite a dog.  I salute your cajones.

A Game of Thrones: God Damn Fratty

Boobies, sword fights and monsters.  This show should be on every day.

CNN’s Coverage of Teen Mom Porn Star:  Not Fratty

Okay, so you cover a story about a Teen Mom that’s become a porn star and look down on her, but you covered the story and sold commercials?  Fuck you, CNN or HLN or whatever three letters you call yourself.  That’s not even news.  It’s like you’re just telling us about a story and then sitting in judgement of it.  Oh, wait.

Teen Mom Porn Star:  Fratty

Hey, it’s a million fucking dollars.

└ Tags: A Game of Thrones, a million dollars, Biting a Dog, Cinco De Mayo, CNN, Fratt or Not Fratty, HLN, Pledgemaster Dick, Porn Star, Super Frat, Teen Mom, The Hangover 3, The Waffle House, Tony DiGerolamo
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May05

Your Fratoscope: May 5, 2013

by tonyd on May 5, 2013 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your Wal-Mart themed birthday party is depressing, but incredibly cost-effective.

Aries:  The stars say, keep your racist grandmother away from P.A. systems this week.

Taurus:  Your Crackerjack prize will be a solid gold ring on a severed finger, only one of which you will report to the authorities.

Gemini:  A group of Vikings will loot your front lawn and take off with your bird bath.

Lemini:  Your baked Ziti will cause your fiance to leave you.

Cancer:  This week, watch out for co-workers’ suggestions because punching your boss in the nuts is funny, but ultimately bad for your career.

Leo:  Your girlfriend will dump you at the ice cream parlor, saving you a trip.

Virgo:  Oprah will stop by to use your bathroom.  She doesn’t flush.

Libra:  Your lawyer will advise you to plead guilty, but only because she actually committed the crime.

Scorpio:  Your pool party ends as it always does, with your pool cleaner running out of that stuff that gets semen out of your filter.

Sagittarius:  Your album will drop on Wednesday, right into a trashcan.

Capricorn:  You will discover that you are the “Before” in a commercial for handsome cream.

Aquarius:  The Ghost of Horoscope past will show you a much more accurate horoscope from almost three years ago.

Pisces:  You watch A Game of Thrones and it will be awesome again.

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