Super Frat

1.  Fat guys can marry incredibly hot chicks.

2.  Never trust a chicken.

3.  Talking dogs require a tremendous amount of therapy.

4.  No matter how horribly injured you become, you’ll be fine in a week.

5.  Despite genetics, you can give spawn to a genius, an idiot and a social pariah all in the same bloodline.

6.  No matter how stupid you are, you can get out of almost any situation.

7.  Sex addicts are hilarious and hate dogs.

8.  Wheelchair-bound cops can still continue to patrol the streets and they don’t have much back up.

9.  Adam West should’ve been a comedian.

10.  Endlessly parodying television is a lot funnier and easier than making it better.