Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is that sweet transvestite, Tim Curry. Let’s see what’s he’s tweeting.
@NotTheTimCurry
November 30th: “RT : “I have heard that Tim had passed. I havent had news of this, I also do not watch tv or news much. Is this true?” Um…”
Why would she ask a dead man’s Twitter if Tim was dead? (Which he’s not.)
November 30th: “. I hope not my dear or I’m about to give the gardener a terrible shock when I offer him a coffee in a minute.”
A g-g-g-g-ghost!
December 1st: “RT : “Where’s Tim Curry’s Oscar? ” I think you can get it on Amazon. ”
Yeah! He had to make out with more than half the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, for crying out loud.
December 16th: “RT : “I love Tim Curry so sad the state that he is in now” Thank you for your concern but I actually rather like California.”
Man, people are needless mean to Tim.
January 11th: “Can’t you assholes mourn the passing of greatness without going out of your way to bring how *my* mortality affects *you* into it?”
Exactly. I’m glad Abe Vigoda isn’t alive to see this.
January 15th: “You know what else is 69, white and British? The end of Tim Curry’s FUCKING NERVES. Shut the hell up, you unoriginal morbid motherfuckers.”
Nice!
January 15th: “Satisfied? I’ve signed up to do the one thing you never dreamed I would just so you can stop telling me I’m nearly dead. ”
These Internet hoaxes are out of control.
January 15th: “. no didn’t you hear? I invented ghost Twitter for all the 69 y/o British greats so we can still interact with gems like you.”
Huh? Fans are weird sometimes.
January 17th: “40 Times Tim Curry Definitely Didn’t Talk About Rocky Horror via – Yes. Good.”
Only 40?
January 23rd: “RT : “There’s something about Tim Curry I find insanely attractive.” Is it everything? Because. Yeah.”
Well, at least you’re famous. You always have fans to bang.
January 23rd: “RT : “they cast Tim Curry as the criminologist??? WHY ISN’T HE PLAYING FRANK WTF???” Would you like a list or….?”
The man has range. Give him a break.
January 23rd: “RT : “whoever plays Frank has some big shoes to fill!!! Good luck to them.” Well not really. I’m only a size 8.”
Remakes are so stupid. Why mess with perfection?
6 hours ago: “Laughable article claiming Rocky Horror was my second ever acting job. You know what it actually was, darlings? My 23rd. Sigh.”
The state of entertainment journalism is pretty sad.
6 hours ago: “And that’s not to mention the countless times I wandered around ‘s stage dressed as a wench or elderly jew. I’ve done it all.”
See? He had experience being a transvestite first.
Okay, let’s rate Tim’s Tweets. I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6, but I’m going to round it up to 9 because you have to add one for the vault. Follow Tim.
EDIT: Well, this is what I get for doing this half asleep. I should’ve read closer. This is a parody account. My bad.
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