
Still Probably Better Than Their Hotdogs
Hilarious Thief Didn’t Think it Through
Old Men Still Trying to Figure Out Facebook
Dog Really Hates It When You Pretend To Throw a Ball

Still Probably Better Than Their Hotdogs
Hilarious Thief Didn’t Think it Through
Old Men Still Trying to Figure Out Facebook
Dog Really Hates It When You Pretend To Throw a Ball
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Hawkeye, AKA Alan Alda! Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
April 16th: “Really excited. My podcast starts July 10. I’ll be talking with fascinating people about relating and communicating. Some are famous fascinating people, but all have insight into making ourselves understood by those who are most important to us – in every area of life. Tune in.”
Welcome to the Internet. If you post on YouTube, don’t read the comments. Trust me.
April 17th: “People are coming up with great ideas. Who else should Interview on Clear+Vivid? Let’s crowdsource a great lineup. People insightful about relating and communicating with others. They’ll be glad to know your want to hear from them.”
Jordan Peterson, although he’s pretty busy right now.
April 18th: “Take a look at the snappy new landing page of my website – thanks to my daughter Eve. alanalda.com ”
It’s a nice site. Good job!
April 30th: “A plaque on a rock in the park. There’s an idea – Let the light in all the way down to our roots.”
For a second, I thought the quote was from Theodore Roosevelt.
April 30th: “Congratulations, Rita and Tom! You only have 31 to go to catch up.”
Looks like Joe vs. the Volcano vs. the DaVinci Code.
May 2nd: “The Clear+Vivid podcast goes online July 10. I’d love more ideas about who I should interview. Conversations about relating and communicating in all parts of our lives. At home, at work, breaking up, starting up – doctors, teachers, hostage negotiators. (You never know.)”
You know, Radar from M*A*S*H* could type the reply on Twitter before your tweet. Just sayin’.
May 4th: “This made me laugh. A treacle-cutter, as Danny Thomas used to say.”
I think a show reunion on the podcast would be fun. Frank Burns eat worms! Sorry, just had to say that.
Okay, let’s rate Alan’s tweets. I give him a 7 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and an 8 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.3. Follow Hawkeye.
And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email me here.
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Webcomic: They Can Talk
Creator: Jimmy
Format: 1 to 4 panels
Updates: Once or more a month?
Genre: Animals, Comedy
Themes: Comedic Animal Situations
Characters: Talking Animals
Archive: July 25, 2005
The comic basically takes animals, gives them a voice and makes fun of their weird situation. Or, sometimes, the comic puts human traits to the animals and makes a joke about that. It’s apparently insanely popular and has a book out.
I’m not sure how it go to be so popular when the updates are so sporadic. I do like the artwork. The jokes are hit or miss for me. I like that it stays in its one area. I mean, it’s the sort of jokes that are inoffensive and might show up on a greeting card or calendar.
Why not check it out? You can binge read the entire run in probably less than an hour. Maybe I’m missing something, but they’re okay. They have a video on the About page about Cats and Dogs that I liked.
Previous Reviews
Pond Scum and Other Misc. Crap
If your birthday is this week: Your other personalities pick the worst theme for your surprise birthday party: isolation.
Aries: Someone will replace your soft serve ice cream with chemical tasting foam.
Taurus: You will lose your pants at the supermarket again.
Gemini: Your gambling addiction finally pays off so you can concentrate on your drug addiction.
Lemini: Your school rejects your scholarship application because they do not consider “douchebags” a minority.
Cancer: You will be ejected from a fancy party because of your ziplining entrance.
Leo: The raccoons in your trashcans go on strike and demand that you throw healthier food.
Virgo: You will win a kick in the ass from Russel Crowe during a movie contest giveaway.
Libra: Marvel Comics rejects your story proposal because their characters almost never spend an entire issue waiting in line at Chipotle.
Scorpio: Your Lego sex doll causes you to severely chafe.
Sagittarius: You will text a new love, but autocorrect creates a sentence where you compare their genitals to a goat’s.
Capricorn: You’ll wake up on an Amish farm, chained to a butterchurn with everyone referring to you as “Jebediah”.
Aquarius: The IRS asks you how much blood is currently in your body and assures you there’s no reason for the question.
Pisces: You accidentally sell some crack at the yard sale and now your one neighbor wants you to have a yard sale every day.
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding

Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics

Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man

Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation

Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics
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