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Sep09

What’s Better? Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer

by tonyd on September 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

What’s Better?  Throwing Up or Talking to a Telemarketer Throwing Up +1 point: it makes you feel better -2 points:  it smells really bad +1 point:  you might be throwing up because you’re drunk -5 points: you might be throwing […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug05

What’s Better? Facebook or Stepping in Dog Shit?

by tonyd on August 5, 2017 at 12:01 am

2 points Facebook:  Allows you to catch up with old friends you don’t want to actually talk to. -1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  It stinks. 1 point Facebook:  Everyone knows what you like. -1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  Your shoes […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul15

What’s Better? Chewing Tinfoil or Arguing Politics on the Internet

by tonyd on July 15, 2017 at 2:49 am

2 points Arguing Politics on the Internet:  You’re usually anonymous and can say any idiot thing you want. 1 point Chewing Tinfoil:  It’s cheaper than gum. -1 point Arguing Politics on the Internet:  People on the Internet are idiots. -4 […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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