Super Frat

2 points Facebook:  Allows you to catch up with old friends you don’t want to actually talk to.

-1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  It stinks.

1 point Facebook:  Everyone knows what you like.

-1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  Your shoes are ruined.

-4 points Facebook:  Old friends you don’t actually want to talk to catch up with you.

1 point Stepping in Dog Shit:  Probably means your dog pooped outside.

-1 point Facebook:  Everyone knows what you like.

-1 point Facebook:  You used to be able to play games on it.

Winner:  Stepping in Dog Shit