Fratty or Not Fratty with Pledgemaster Dickon February 13, 2017 at 12:39 am
Our pledgemaster, Indestructible Dick, may not know Math, Science, English Literature, History or any other class he’s taken, but he knows what is Fratty. Stand fast, bros. Your pledgemaster is about to bring down judgement upon you!
Pokemon Go: Not So Fratty
It’s been an awesome game, but where are the updates? These guys have really been doggin’ it. Plus there are many players gaming the system.
Pretty much anything with Tom Hardy is awesome. The guy nails it in this new show. Creepy shit, bros.
Valentine’s Day: Never Fratty
What could be worse than a forced holiday where you can’t get a fucking restaurant reservation?
Onion Rye Bread: Pretty Fratty
Where has this been?! Delicious, bros. Can’t make PB&J with it, but all deli meats taste better with Onion Rye.
Liberals: Definitely Not Fratty
These guys used to be about free love, people’s rights and all that happy hippie shit. Now they’re just so whiny. Get back to your roots, Liberal bros. And stop posting on Facebook like that means something.
Archer: Still Fratty
God damn, I could watch those reruns all day. So jam packed with references. Every second kicks ass.
East Coast Snow: Not Fratty
This fuckin’ weather. Cold, hot, cold, hot, snow, rain— Jesus, make up your God damned mind!
Schitt’s Creek: Pretty Damn Fratty
There’s this new channel called “Pop”. I think it’s Canadian. Anyhow, this show includes Eugene Levy, Katherine O’Hara and Chris Eliot. Do I need to explain why you should be watching it? Levy’s son, Daniel, is pretty damn hilarious in it.