Posts Tagged Tom Cruise

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Jul06

Rewritten Headlines: Tom Cruise to Mermaids

by tonyd on July 6, 2012 at 12:01 am

News!  In bite sized chunks you can actually swallow!  These are the Rewritten Headlines! Celebrities to Derail Coverage of Real News for Conceivable Near Future Julian Assange Continues to do Job of Entire Western Media George W. Bush to Make […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan14

Frat Boy At the Movies: Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol

by tonyd on January 14, 2012 at 1:48 am

I like to make fun of Tom Cruise movies because sometimes when he’s in a trailer, it’s Cruise overload.  MI4 kind of looked that way and I had been turned off the whole franchise after the first one.  But what […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov21

Tony D’s DVD Reviews in Haiku: Magnolia

by tonyd on November 21, 2011 at 1:35 am

Confusing movie Great cast, but extremely long Tom Cruise waves his dick

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