Posts Tagged Suge Knight

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Jun06

Ten Things You’ll Never See in a Rap Video

by tonyd on June 6, 2015 at 12:01 am

1.  Someone doing their taxes. 2.  A group of people complaining that they had too much money when they were growing up. 3.  Someone enforcing gun safety. 4.  A group of guys in sexually suggestive clothes being objectified by a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar20

Rewritten Headlines: Magnum P.I. to Hippie Lawyer

by tonyd on March 20, 2015 at 12:01 am

President to Move to the 80’s Beverage Trying to Kill Us All Comfort Food Also Trying to Kill Us Crap Car Company Considers Crap Truck Suge Knight to Pay Bail Out of Wallet Greatest Desert Invented Another Weird Thing About Japan […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan30

Rewritten Headlines: American Sniper to Teen Smokers

by tonyd on January 30, 2015 at 12:39 am

Movie Studio Hoping to Piss Off Country Politician Determined to Lose Chocolate Covered Meat Soon to Come Whacking It in China More Difficult Than Ever Rap Producer Misses Jail Family Guy Money Not Enough Public Not as Smart as Scientists […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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