Movie Studio Hoping to Piss Off Country

Politician Determined to Lose

Chocolate Covered Meat Soon to Come

Whacking It in China More Difficult Than Ever

Rap Producer Misses Jail

Family Guy Money Not Enough

Public Not as Smart as Scientists Says Most Obvious Poll EVER

Scientists Wasting Everyone’s Time

Doctors Watching Too Many Cartoons

We’re All Gonna Die

Bill Would Keep Teens From Smoking for Ten Seconds