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Jul07

Rewritten Headlines: Bear Snack to Sex on the Beach

by tonyd on July 7, 2017 at 1:24 am

Local Pet Needs Snack Japan Continues to be Weird Someone Really Wants Off the Tarmac Normal Day in Florida Moves to Houston Discount Funeral Not Worth Money Runner Does What Anyone Would Probably Do Man Calls Bluff Cops Find Indiana […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan21

Ten Things I Learned From Eating Gold Fish Crackers Over Doritos

by tonyd on January 21, 2017 at 12:01 am

 My fingers don’t orange.  No mysterious “spicy” fish to ruin eating experience.  Don’t have to be stoned to enjoy them.  Easy to steal bag from babies who always have them.  Dropping fish cracker under couch attracts far less ants.  Can […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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