Posts Tagged Pooh

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Sep14

Rewritten Headlines: Killer Clowns to Uranus Examiner

by tonyd on September 14, 2018 at 12:01 am

Clowns Still Trying to Kill Us Pooh’s Cousin Gets Help College Grad No Longer Needs College Dude Tries to Bogart the Weed John Travolta Movie Comes to Life Dog Saves Man Comedian Has Opinion So Everyone Hates Him China Cracks […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jul15

Rewritten Headlines: French GPS to Dick Biting

by tonyd on July 15, 2016 at 12:01 am

French GPS Malfunctions Irony Probably Lost on Criminal Douchebag Hires Dickhead Hold My Beer Ernest Hemmingway Reincarnated Old Woman Can’t Shut Up We’re All Gonna Die Really Catching Them All Pooh Desperate For Honey Dick Biting Alert

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Nov21

Rewritten Headlines: Amish to Pigeons

by tonyd on November 21, 2015 at 12:01 am

Yesterday’s snafu derailed the Rewritten News halfway through writing it.  Anyway, here’s a full day’s worth of nonsense. Shorts Apparently Too Adanvced Free Fun Offered Movie Franchise Finally Ends Woman Has Gambling Problem Chris Christie Too Fat to Ride Packed Plane […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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